Bacon

1.quite possibly the greatest thing ever conceived by mankind and is frequently called the tastiest thing around
it can be eaten (devoured) with everything
and in some cultures is used as a mating ritual

"the only reason i get up the morning and go to sleep at night is bacon"

by JewC May 17, 2008

bring home the bacon

supply means of subsistence; earn a living; attain success or reach a desired goal.

"Women nowadays not only take care of the household but also bring home the bacon"

"Keith brings the bacon home with an amazing goal to win the game"

by keith gunn January 19, 2007

bacon hangers

The flaps of the female vagina (aka pussy lips) that hang over the side of your cock and looks like freshly gutted bacon. Often the smell of vomit and dead feline come with this nasty deformity.

My lord Janie has some nasty bacon hangers. It smelled of maggot and rotting cottage cheese.

by (the) James November 10, 2007

Gay bacon

An alternate term for striped airhead strips. Term made famous by YouTube show 'Epic Meal Time.'

Narrator: (While cooking a candy burger) Making a whole bunch of these candy burgers. Gay bacon strips!

by Raining Champagne November 13, 2011

nose bacon

the crusty dried snot/mucus, bloody or otherwise, that lines your nose when you have a cold or sinus infection. It usually dries very hard. It pulls at your nose lining and needs to be picked off & out, usually with a fingertip.

I got caught picking my nose bacon.

by Lord Byron III June 11, 2008

bacon

Meat candy.

Bacon just is. Do not question bacon.

by Dusker_10 October 23, 2009

Bacon Tree

An ambush ("Ham bush" -> "Bacon Tree"). Taken from a joke about a man struggling with the English language.

Man, I totally came up behind him and bacon treed his ass.

by DieLawn September 6, 2007