Backyard Queso

When you eat queso and then shit in an toilet. Thus, creating the cheesy and nauseating mixture of queso and fecal matter.

The shitter and/or shitee(s) then proceeds prepare the mixture upon a dish, season and cook to taste, and eat the freshly made backyard queso with their own choice of tortilla chips. Once done, the participants then may choose to recycle the dish again in their own, more shit dense, version of the original queso.

If used in combination with a Dutch oven, it becomes a Mexican Body Dish.

"Kareem left my chest covered in backyard queso and our Mexican Body Dish brought life to the Superbowl party."

"Backyard queso may be the cure for world hunger"

by Theleafygreen October 24, 2017

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North facing backyard

Making sweet sweet bum love with an ugly lady whilst standing. Because her face is like a badgers arse it puts you off so you turn her around so that she is facing (North) away from you, while you plough the back yrad

I got so drunk last Sunday I took ugly Mary in the Alley behind Greg's.
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard

by Stycki12 March 08, 2023

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backyard bastard

Someone who masturbates furiously in their backyard while thinking they are hidden, but unintentionally expose themselves to a busy street

The dude who lives across from me is a backyard bastard

by Stop Creepin November 06, 2017

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backyard swagger

To have swagger that excels in a backyard.
Great examples of places where you see people with impressive backyard swagger are at a pool party, a barbecue, wedding reception or anywhere people reside in mobile homes.

Y’all can’t handle this backyard swagger that I have got right here in me.

by Kihlba November 21, 2023

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