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Autism/Aspergers Support Staff 

1. Someone who works with kids in the Autism spectrum, and think that once they graduate college that they are experts on Autism, even thought they dont know crap about those kids. They just go by a bunch of academic stereotypes.
2. Someone with mental issues in need to be a control freak. So they try to take advantage of someone with a disability, even though autistic Children are very intelligent. They try to make every decision for them, such as when they do homework, what videogames they play, who they talk to at school, and what they have for a snack.

3. Go by this belief that the autistic kid is always wrong. In social situations, if someone gets into an argument, it is always the kid with autism at fault. Even if they were clearly right, they try to rationalize why they were wrong.
1. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : "Yes, im out of college, now I can work with anyone with Aspergers". First day on the Job: "Crap, he is really different than what we were taught by Dr. ***, hmm, well theres gotta be something more to him".
2. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : Okay now its time to do math corrections.
Client: Im sorry, but I have an assignment to finish up.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff: Thats HOMEWORK.
3. Autism/Aspergers Support staff : What is this I am hearing of another argument?
Client: He called my mom fat, so I told him he was an idiot.
Autism/Aspergers Support staff : I am sure he did not call your mom fat, but you need to stop namecalling.
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Autism challenge 

A challenge some idiots are doing on TikTok. It's ableist and very offensive towards autistic people.
Person 1: Did you hear about the autism challenge?
Person 2: Yeah, that thing on TikTok assholes are using to be rude.
Person 1: Yup.

autism project 

An extremely complex task completed as a hobby; what someone does when they have a few tools and way too much time on their hands.
"Dwarf Fortress really is one of the greatest autism projects to ever blossom" - SsethTzeentach
"Man, I'm about to turn this Environmental Science final into an autism project"
autism project by CynicNerd October 30, 2020

autism spectrum disorder 

A neurodevelopmental condition characterized by impaired social skills and restricted interests or repetitive behavior. Symptoms usually begin in early childhood.

Although most people with autism spectrum disorder (people "on the spectrum") are functionally impaired, some thrive occupationally or academically, especially people with Asperger's syndrome, who have no delays in language development and/or IQ.

A common misconception is that people on the spectrum lack empathy, the affective part of empathy seems to be unimpaired compared to people without the condition. This means that people on the spectrum often have the capacity for compassion and morality.

Complications include bullying, unemployment (prevalence of about 90%), suicide and self-harm.

Treatment is limited and the efficacy of specific interventions has been disputed.

The heritability of the condition is about 90%. Specific environmental risk factors known to contribute to the condition include autoimmunity. Disproven environmental factors include vaccines.

Although the condition causes significant suffering for many, some have disputed the characterization as a disorder altogether, especially because the restricted interests commonly seen in the condition can include occupationally or socially useful subjects like math or physics. People on the spectrum often hyperfocus on their area of interest.

Several historical figures like Einstein are claimed to have been on the spectrum, these claims are unproven.
Autism spectrum disorder has a prevalence of about 1%.
autism spectrum disorder by category December 22, 2020

autism card

A card that can be pulled like the race card but is for autistic people to defend him/herself. Sometimes, non-autistic people lie on the internet claiming they're autistic to get away with certain things, even though acting like one does not make one cool.
Person 1: This video is shit! Can't you even do better?
Person 2: I have autism, you know
Person 1, thinking: Fuck, he pulled the autism card
autism card by M8Bit June 5, 2018

Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) 

A disorder that everyone on the internet likes to make fun of even though they don't even understand it at all, people on the internet also make fun of people with Down Syndrome (Literally half of the internet uses the word "Retarded") the internet also likes to make fun of Tourettes Syndrome, OCD, Anxiety and even more "Diseases"
if you make jokes about people with Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD) then fuck you

Autism Swarm Dynamics 

Autism swarm dynamics is the act when one person, typically a young child a school, does something autistic and all his friends follow suit. This forms a “meme-like” culture over that thing, thus the idea itself moved amongst the social structure like a swarm. It spreads and burrows itself into the psyche of the human mind, thus forming a behavioural pattern which is seen to some as “autistic”.

The phrase serves as a name for everyone following random @everyone ping in discord communities, first diagnosed by StemmedAxis06#2372.
In #announcements on discord.gg/thegalacticrepublic server, admin StemmedAxis06 pinged everyone with the word "Bababoey". This was an autistic thing to do as it had 0 contextual preface in this server that was well known, as well as not being a proper announcement. However, autistic children are very similar in brain patterns to Redditors. And we (discord members) are all Redditors. The everyone bababoey meme spread to the other staff and then the group leaders in their own announcement channel. Because of great Autism Swarm Dynamics influence, the meme continues to appear in various text channels.
Autism Swarm Dynamics by KifoPL September 17, 2020