slap-assassin

A perpetrator of a "slap-ass friday" assault.

The slap-assassin's are in police custody.

That guy is a real slap-assassin.

by whocalled the cops December 8, 2013

armchair assassin

A person who is extraordinarily adept at verbally ripping public figures apart on the television from the comfort of their own living room.

I studied to become an armchair assassin as a young person, watching the likes of my idols as they eviscerated all of the onscreen fools and political idiots.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 20, 2023

Rusty Assassin

A sexual act in which one engages in surprise, consensual coitus with a partner, where he and/or she sneaks up behind the target and begins to perform any type of penetration, as the second partner releases their bowels. The defecate may be purposeful or not, either way the instigator or “assassin” will be covered in excrement, thus the pre-fix “rusty”, as it gives the appearance of being covered in a splotchy brown substance.

“Peter attempted to make love with me last night, but after some spicy Indian food I accidentally made him a rusty assassin”

by botmizzlejay January 2, 2021

Assassin Booger

A crusty booger that scratches the inside of your nose when trying to dig it out.

Damn assassin booger made my nose bleed when I tried to get it out of there.

by Miz🐝 January 5, 2019

assassination coordinates

Elon Musk's private plane's publically available flight path

They posted my exact real-time location, basically assassination coordinates, in (obvious) direct violation of Twitter terms of service

by User295034709563 December 15, 2022

Nap Assassin

Someone who always kills your nap.

"Every time I try to take a nap, my wife kills it"
"Dude, she's a Nap Assassin"

by Binarysmart December 24, 2018

Assassin's playz

Assassin is king of brawl stars bot
He have his own bot community.

Assassin's playz like bots

by Dldkdkdkdk February 17, 2022