aslashia

When you are really enthusiastic about something, but do not know everything about it because you are busy enjoying the aspects you know, or are lazy/busy enough to keep on procrastinating.

Friend: Dude! I thought you are a hardcore Sia fan, how do you not know LSD?
Me: Heard about it, but kept on procrastinating.
Friend: A classic case of aslashia.

by LukkhaSecy February 18, 2021

Apascriptic

phrases that describe a state of being, setting, and maybe even environment in the fewest or simplest words. Generally composed of slang.

Terms such as “vibing”, “he/she’s chill” , “mood” etc.

Mel: “how are things?”

Mike: “oh, I’m straight vibing”

Mel: that explanation is so apascriptic

by BiggMel March 5, 2021

aspani

any person with coily curly hair, listens to rap, and is the biggest hashkal in Abu Dhabi.

is probably egyptian

Ahmad: "yalla ya aspani 5aleena ndawe5"
Aspani: "Kos o5tak int w fahd"

by adhashkal March 6, 2021

AspartameHole

Someone who thinks they’re a king in traffic and believes the road belongs only to them.

You aspartamehole! You cut me off!

by afrith50 March 30, 2021

Aspartame Dame

An artificial, slightly cheaper, but highly profitable sugar momma.

I don't need a sugar momma per say. I'd so fine with just an aspartame Dame.

by Grizzlybarr April 3, 2021

Aspartame Uncle

A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.

Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."

by htheorem May 16, 2021

asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

When you would rather eat ass than this cooking, that's when you know it's true asparagus calzone artichoke brownie. This common Ethiopian expression originated in New Jersey, when Dream went viral for screaming "These packing peanuts are asparagus calzone artichoke brownie." It was during the viral TikTok trend of getting people who were allergic to peanuts to eat packing peanuts instead.

Your mom’s lasagna is asparagus calzone artichoke brownie

by Not a tiny kid June 16, 2021