army proof

To make something Army Proof, you take something that is idiot proof, and make the instructions even more explicit and harder to fuck up.

The MRE heating pack has instructions telling you to lean it on a "Rock or something"

The Claymore mine has "Front towards enemy" written on the front.

These are just a few items that have been made army proof

by unquenchable August 11, 2008

Purple Army

A huge group of autists created by the livestreamer Ice Poseidon filled with retarded memes, racism and TriHards. Cx

Purple Army: Kill Niggers

by cx_nigger December 30, 2018

The Bruh Army

A group of people who have acquired clinical depression by watching Pyrocynical for extended amounts of time.

Person 1: Are you in the Bruh Army?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Kill yourself.

by LargeMale12345 December 3, 2019

anal army

An army of 9 year olds that a popular twitch streamer called Uberhaxornova has created and is celebrated when Nova raids another streamer

*James Raids Criken*
Chat: ANAL ARMY ANAL ARMY
Criken: What?

by Ryuu124 March 20, 2019

luebussy army

luebussy army is a strong army that can easily beat vladimir putin in war made by ruby and leah who are also part of WOLFGANG.

“the luebussy army could easily beat putin”

by #wolfgang🐺 April 5, 2022

Dad's Army

One of the funniest comedy series ever created, followed a platoon of Home Guard volunteers in a litte seaside town called Walmingtom-on-Sea

Some Dad's army catchphrases "Don't Panic! Don't Panic!"- Private Jones, "Put that light out!"- Hodges the greengrocer

by Dad's army123 April 20, 2009

Pedro's Army

Pedro's Army is a group of people who met on Tumblr after reading a Starship fanfiction named Learning to Dance. Members of Pedro's Army are often seen hanging out on their TinyChat and talking about LTD.

'hey, did you read Karri's new chapter?'

'OHMYGOD, MY TEARS!'

'Are you coming to the Pedro's Army Tinychat?'

'I'LL BE THERE JUST AS SOON AS I'VE FINISHED CRYING OVER THIS CHAPTER!'

by blargoblargoblargo December 27, 2011