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apple

A computer army force that will try to throw a coup against the evil forces of Microsoft. Known for their hatred of the Blue Screen of Death. Led by ultranationalist Steve Jobs
by Can of Worms January 19, 2008
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apple

anything you want. apple can mean the fruit, apple. Or it could mean keboard. You make up the definition
wow, look at that apple.
can you hand me the apple(book)?
by shanyomantreper January 3, 2010
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Apple

How tf do you not know what a fucking apple is nigga
by FredChillin September 21, 2020
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Apple

A species from the planet Spacet Ree in a galaxy roughly translated to Fuck Shit Fuck Cunt Crap. They can reproduce asexually, but have the ability to mate with nearly every known species in the known universe. They have three races: red, yellow, and green, but they can be mixed. They have existed long before the earth had formed, and the apples colonized that planet before humans existed. Their gender can be found by the number of seeds found inside. 0to10 is female, and 11to-0 is male. An apple invented a technique to harness the energy from the mitochondrion to perform extreme tasks in the event that oxygen and nitrogen are not present in the body. They prefer temperatures around -35°F because that is the temperature they are used to, but they speed up and slow down the vibrations of their molecules to match the environment around them. They have been in a near constant state of war for the past fifty trillion years because of a senator messed up a trade route.
An apple landed on Mars 16 1/2 years ago, accidentally insulted the king of the Martian goblins, and was sentenced to anti mercy.
by Doctr Garlick 7248 March 3, 2020
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Apple

large cherry huuuuge big fat cherry my god that is one big big big big cherry so huge and large and big and plump and humongous
i just ate an apple which is a very large cherry goddamn
by Reddy'sOnTheInternet May 22, 2023
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APPLE

THIS APPLE IS SO JUICY YOU SHOULD TRY IT SOME TIME LIKE IT SQURITS OUT LIKE PEE.
ALEX WAS DRINKING (APPLE) JUICE AND PEOPLE THOUGHT IT WAS PEE
by Avocado And Caitie July 22, 2019
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apple

A word that Urban Dictionary doesn't attack you for searching up, unlike pineapple
seriously, fix that shit! I like pineapples, not just apples!
by Pokecrosser101 August 14, 2017
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