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Bathroom Anxiety

Not being able to go to the bathroom in an unfamiliar or public place, or while other people are around, in fear that they may hear you. Mainly occuring with dookies, but can also happen with peeing. Cured by going home and using your own bathroom.
"I've been on vacation for a week and still have not taken a crap. I think I'm becoming constipated due to bathroom anxiety."
Bathroom Anxiety by Mariah R. April 26, 2006
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range anxiety

Fear that your electric car won't be sufficiently charged to safely reach an intended destination/return trip/next charging station.
Range anxiety prevented my brother from buying an electric car, even though he only lives 5 miles from work.
range anxiety by TrE333 October 20, 2010

phone anxiety 

When someone is quite uncomfortable talking on the phone, they tend to get nervous or forget what to say

These individuals would rather text or use social media to contact others
Toby has such bad phone anxiety he doesn't even like to call his girlfriend but would rather text her and leave it at that
phone anxiety by S.Saladbar April 19, 2014

banana anxiety 

Anxiety that is triggered by the sight or smell or even the mere anticipation of coming into contact with a banana.
Her sometimes disabling banana anxiety was connected, although entirely unconsciously, to the fact that on so many occasions, bananas had been harbingers of horrible events.
banana anxiety by Dr Bunnygirl October 4, 2019

green light anxiety 

That nervous feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you are stopped in a long line of cars at a red light. When the light turns green you hope to God you make it through before if turns red again.
After waiting 5 minutes at a red light, my green light anxiety set in bad when cars did not move fast enough when the light finally turned green.

ipod anxiety 

Occurs at a party when there is no music and the host asks for an ipod. The individual is afraid to give his ipod in fear of rejection for having songs that suck or may make him feel like a pansy.
When Racheli asked for an ipod to play at her party, Guy was afraid to give her his because of his large collection of Disney Songs.

Percival always has ipod anxiety because his favorite band is the Village People.
ipod anxiety by Adam Kallin January 5, 2007

Drive-through Anxiety Disorder 

A newly identified mental health disorder describing an intense anxiety state that can arise, out of the blue, when one experiences nearly intolerable pressure to order the right food items in the fast food drive-through.
Suddenly I was sweating, paralyzed by a disabling fear, as I contemplated whether or not my wife had wanted cheese on her burger; then when I saw the commercial on DAD, or Drive-through Anxiety Disorder, I no longer felt so desperately alone.