Skip to main content

Anton

A guy that seems nice at first and is a bit shy, but then turns out to be a pedophile. He tries to sneak into every kindergarten in a 15km radius and then smells the kids feet. Sometimes he also likes to masturbate infront of the kindergarten. Theres a german saying that he became a pedophile, because he bought a magic coat that transformed him into the inconspicuous but dangerous "flying child molester".
Police Officer 1: "There was a call this morning. Someone said there was a guy caught naked in front of the kindergarten."

Police Officer 2: "Seems like a Anton to me."
by _qp23_ November 21, 2021
mugGet the Anton mug.

Anton

When Anton likes someone he will try to make them his even if they already are in a relationship or they don't like him back.
Anton is the definition of mr. Steal yo girl
He is also very kind (only to certain people) and he is very strong too
"Yo bro isn't that Anton with your girlfriend over there? "
" Damn, I guess she's his now..."
by Babasz November 25, 2021
mugGet the Anton mug.

Anton

Anton - Another puppy and dog were a victim of "Anton." A family known for puppy and dog trafficking and stealing throughout the United State of America. The dogs and puppies were with "Anton" and had to be "Anton'd" meaning thrown away or used for dog fighting. Also used for the their chop shop "employees." Anything and everything is possible with the "Anton." A way to get drugs, sex trafficking, stealing and possibilities are endless when the "Anton" hides their "Antonies" in their churches and "trucking" businesses. One must "Anton" the puppies and dogs.
Did you see the "Anton" puppy? It was stolen and used as bait for a dog fight the other night.

Did you get your new "Anton" car? It was chopped up using a Honda Civic that was "Antoned" from another city the other night. Did you see all the "Anton" drugs they all were using. They are going to get "Anton'd" tonight! Yeah!
by LegalizeHeroin November 26, 2021
mugGet the Anton mug.

Anton the asian

Anton the Asian has trouble with seeing. He also only eats cats and dogs. He has noticeable facial features such as long eyes and a strange accent.
Anton the Asian only eats dogs
by Pavels uncle October 20, 2019
mugGet the Anton the asian mug.

Anton

anton gaiiii dick mom ur gay
by Big dick boiii October 22, 2019
mugGet the Anton mug.

Anton

The name Anton is the name of very handsome men. This name is only for the coolest, and for Thise who are friends with Pål who also is a cool dude.
Dude i Wish i was like Anton hes so cool
by NotAnton November 1, 2019
mugGet the Anton mug.

Anton

Anton is a cool and funny guy. He is a blonde kid who likes potatoes and Minecraft. He constantly talks about how cool he is ... and it's true. For some reason, Anton likes to say "goodnight" instead of goodnight. Overall Anton is an ok guy, his jokes are ok but people still laugh.
person 1: "Anton's jokes are so funny."
Person 2: "eh, they're ok at best."
by anonymous December 9, 2020
mugGet the Anton mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email