alaskan banana boat

Is when you make a dildo out of ice and you shove it up her vag so hard that it gets stuck similar to when you stick your tounge on a frozen pole

I gave her an alaskan banana boated her so hard it didnt thaw for three hours

by water bottle3 September 7, 2012

Alaskan Stonehedge Cake

When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday

man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!

man2: youre hardcore man!

by Vladamir USSR October 6, 2010

alaskan wipe

when a young alaskan has to excreate feces in the middle of the snow with nothing to cleanse his rectum with but a snowy handfull to wipe with

this moring jillo was out smoking a stog when a massive shit came apon him and he had to use the alaskan wipe to make up for the toliet paper loss

by mike jillo February 25, 2008

Alaskan Pulley

When one person comes up behind another, grabs their balls, and pulls them up into their butt crack.

Jim walked up behind Joe. Jim reached down, grabbed Joe's balls, and yanked them up between his butt cheeks. "Haha, I got you in an alaskan pulley!"

by CVHSKooKids November 8, 2011

Alaskan Bushfire

The act where a man covers his penis in hand sanitizer and then ignites it. A woman then farts on the penis causing his pubic hair to catch flame, like an Alaskan Bushfire

Jared lost his pubes when Nicole gave him an Alaskan Bushfire.

by Firenuts October 3, 2014

Alaskan Photoshop

The act of precision-ejaculation that renders a sexual partner more attractive than before by targetting facial deformities.

"Sally may well be a butterface but with a little Alaskan Photoshop she is a babe!"

"I don't have any computer skills so I just do some Alaskan Photoshop on my models before I shoot the pictures for my website."

by MinWang September 29, 2012

Alaskan Bear Child

The act of cutting open a bears stomach in Alaska and placing your sperm inside it, closing up the stomach, and waiting for a half bear half child to pop out.

Oh shit is that an Alaskan bear child

by Don Bruska February 16, 2017