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Cock Alarm Clock

When your girlfriend is a late sleeper so you have sex with her whenever you wake up so she is up for the rest of the day. the sex alarm clock
Shawn's girlfriend is a late sleeper so when he woke up at ten and used his cock alarm clock on his girlfriend to wake her up for the day.
by sexyclock October 30, 2011
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nagasaki alarm clock

Its waking your partner up by spraying diarrhea directly onto their face.
She shit on my dick during sex, so I gave her a Nagasaki alarm clock!
by Apfsds November 15, 2020
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Strawberry Alarm Clock

When your girls alarm clock goes off way to early, so you punch her in the nose and then make it up to her by jizzing on her face.
It was 4:30am and my girlfriends alarm clock was going off non stop so I gave her a strawberry alarm clock, that woke her up.
by Steven11242 March 26, 2011
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Bosnian alarm clock

When two guys are having gay phone sex through masturbation and they discipline their wanks so they can come at exactly the same time
Tom Cruise is definitely not gay, so he would not be a fan of Bosnian alarm clocks
by Sullivanus Maximus July 29, 2011
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3 am alarm clock

when the police in Newark change shifts thats when most niggers shoot off their guns at each other because there are less officers out on patrol.
Person 1: Hey man aren't you going to set your alarm we have to wake up at three to catch out flight.

Person 2: Nah we have niggers for that, haven't you heard of the 3 am alarm clock?
by Zerkiahh October 27, 2011
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japanese alarm clock

when someone is sleeping and you give them a surprise cleveland steamer
Susan was suddenly awoken with noisey japanese alarm clock
by Botz January 6, 2015
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Irish Alarm Clock

The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.
"Dude, Dave was asleep so I gave him an Isih Alarm Clock."

"My wife often makes sure I wake up in time for work by using the Irish Alarm Clock."
by Sean Gardner July 6, 2006
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