When your girlfriend is a late sleeper so you have sex with her whenever you wake up so she is up for the rest of the day. the sex alarm clock
Shawn's girlfriend is a late sleeper so when he woke up at ten and used his cock alarm clock on his girlfriend to wake her up for the day.
by sexyclock October 30, 2011
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Get the nagasaki alarm clock mug.When your girls alarm clock goes off way to early, so you punch her in the nose and then make it up to her by jizzing on her face.
It was 4:30am and my girlfriends alarm clock was going off non stop so I gave her a strawberry alarm clock, that woke her up.
by Steven11242 March 26, 2011
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by Sullivanus Maximus July 29, 2011
Get the Bosnian alarm clock mug.when the police in Newark change shifts thats when most niggers shoot off their guns at each other because there are less officers out on patrol.
Person 1: Hey man aren't you going to set your alarm we have to wake up at three to catch out flight.
Person 2: Nah we have niggers for that, haven't you heard of the 3 am alarm clock?
Person 2: Nah we have niggers for that, haven't you heard of the 3 am alarm clock?
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Get the japanese alarm clock mug.The act of squatting over somebodies face whilst they sleep. From here, you cry out their name and punch them in the balls so that they jerk forward in pain, leaving them prime for a fart directly on the mouth/nose.
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