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alphabetical obligations

Bobligation: (1) What Robert is required to do. (2) Da binding agreement to either have short hair or make something undulate.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.
Most alphabetical obligations make little sense in real life, but they are fun to say and amusing to think about.
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Alphabet Mafia

Another way of referring to the LGBTQ community. They're compared to Mafia because they're aggressive againt everyone that isn't part of the community and they always kill people because sex between gays doesn't make any children. No childern = no future for society. BTW I'm super straight, so anyone that doens't accept my sexual interest is super phobic
Omg, it's from the alphabet mafia. Stay far from them.
by dj cbv May 26, 2022
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Army alphabet

Special olympics terminology for the NATO phonetic alphabet where each letter is represented by a unique word, which amazingly enough, starts with the letter it represents.

Alpha, Beta, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, India, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, Tango, Uniform, Victor, Whiskey, X-ray, Yankee, Zulu.
"What's the Army alphabet recruit?"
"Apple, boy, candy..."
"Wrong retard!"
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the alphabet of manliness

The debut book release by web author "maddox" (real name;George Ouzounian)
should be funny.
eli is gonna jack off to maddoxs new book "the alphabet of manliness"
by pacey June 11, 2006
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alphabet mafia

“i’m repping the alphabet mafia
“these bitches gay! good for them. good for them”
by aesthetella March 21, 2022
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Alphabet People

A phrase used to describe the lgbtq+ community, or someone who is non heterosexual, often used as an insult. Jokes on you fuckers, we like it and are taking it as our title.
“WE ARE THE ALPHABET PEOPLE, THE ALPHABUDDIES, HERE TO TAKE YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY AND WHITE SOCKS
by Schizophrenic Chameleon January 20, 2020
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alphabet soup

A term that is used as a euphemism to describe someone who has contracted HIV or AIDS. The soup reference comes from the letters found in the alphabet that spell out the names of the variation of the disease (i.e. HIV the virus that causes AIDS).

see also; soup, chicken noodle soup
Rob: Yo, I jus seen Carl the other day, and dude is mad skinny son.

Jay: Thas that soup man.

Rob: Soup? *confused*

Jay: That alphabet soup.

Rob: Wha--oh daaaamn! It's like that cuz?

Jay: Yup, it's like that son. *nodding knowingly*
by Fox Major May 7, 2009
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