Surprize Adoption

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.
Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*

Girl: HELP!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*
by The Riktor Scale May 24, 2011
Get the Surprize Adoption mug.

Ur Adopted

The thing that someone says whenever they are about to lose an argument so they say the most petty thing imaginable, "ur adopted"
by Flordian Definitions December 06, 2023
Get the Ur Adopted mug.

ollie adoption day

ollie adoption day is the day my cat oliver got adopted, please make it a national holiday. August 3rd! Please make oliver famous he is really fat and cute:)
-GUYS GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS, IT IS OLLIE ADOPTION DAY
-HAPPY OLLIE ADOPTION DAY
by Slayqueen20205027 August 03, 2022
Get the ollie adoption day mug.

adopted freshman

In a sports team or club. any class member above a freshman can pick a freshman they vibe with and like the most. But also comes with free bullying from upper class member and can make fun of them but of course can be the most helpful to freshman and help them with anything.
“That’s Jess shes my adopted freshman”
by November 05, 2021
Get the adopted freshman mug.
You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~
by FOXALENNE December 23, 2022
Get the Seduce Your Adoptive Mom Week mug.

Ur nans adoption paper

Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp
What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper
by Niall Kenneally April 01, 2021
Get the Ur nans adoption paper mug.