live adoption

When a female Cosplay character is way to sick, and you must have him or her for your very own...

You movements and voice are so Tomi like I almost thought of you for a live adoption.

by Tamu2 November 6, 2022

adopter

Who adopts other living beings as if they were their children (but they are not).

Adopter.

by Solemar May 8, 2023

adopt me bruh

adopt me? more like drop me

Pet: dude your hand stinks drop me
luisgamercool23: ok *throws to river*
in this conclusion, adopt me bruh

by urbandictionaryisprettycursed June 20, 2021

Adopted Confirmed

When someone is so annoying their own parents abandoned them and they were forced to be rehomed

Person 1: Did you hear about Jacob?
Person 2: Yeah, he's adopted confirmed

by Billy The Troll August 29, 2022

adopter

A tool used to adapt from one size to another.

Can I use your 3/8 to 1/2 adopter.

by Toeland June 13, 2018

Adopt Me

A roblox that used to be a good RPG game where you adopt kids but now its more like scam me or Pay for me since young kids don't know better than to get scammed and if you don't spend robux on the game, you are technically a noob in that game.

Friend: Can I borrow some robux?
Me: Sorry, I spent it all on adopt me
Friend: Well can I have the pets?
Me: I got scammed again
Friend: you stupid MF

by AdoptMeSucks June 6, 2023

you're adopted

is something that can somehow anger someone that is. like HOW? HOW IS THIS WORD OFFENSEIVE? THIS CHANGES ALMOST NOTHING BUT PROVES THE PARENTS THAT PUT YOU UP FOR ADOPTION (if they ever did) ARE ABSOLUTE JERKS!

bruh: you're adopted
broi: what

by someone else thats not u March 31, 2021