Creative Accounting

A quick way of getting promoted if you are an employee, or a relatively safe way of retiring prematurely if you are the employer, as long as you don’t get caught.
Unlike the negative image associated with creative accounting, other creative activities like creative writing and creative thinking are looked upon positively.
by MathPlus January 10, 2019
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burner account

a second, third, or alternate email account that people use for monkey-business either during work or afterwards
if it's both w.u.r and/or n.s.f.w, i would personally use a burner account
by Sexydimma November 05, 2019
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Sexpense Account

Money saved up for services provided by an escort/prostitute.
Bill: How was your weekend with Candi?
Ted: Oh man, she totally wiped out my sexpense account.
Bill: Yea but, was it worth it?
Ted: Do I only have one testicle? HECK YES IT WAS!
Bill: ...you-...huh?
by Timbo_Slice June 19, 2008
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power of account

A legal instrument authorizing one to act as another's Facebook agent in times of intense overuse of the site as a procrastination tool. Handing over power of account would involve giving someone trustworthy your password, and allowing them to change it so that you won't be able to lurk the site instead of getting work done.
Dude, I'm trusting you with power of account - I've gotta get my history paper done.
by burt.has.beer September 30, 2009
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For Smash Account

A For Smash Account, is an account campaigning for a certain character to appear in Super Smash Bros. Every For Smash Account is on Twitter. For Smash Accounts are also gimmick accounts.
This is a For Smash Account.
by kloiti May 01, 2021
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Uterus account

A bank account system used by many modern couples, with their own individual accounts (the ovaries) and one joined account (the uterus) from which common bills are paid. Can also be called an uterus banking system, or uterus bank account.
My partner and I have a uterus account for paying the rent, groceries, and utilities, but our paychecks go into our individual accounts.
by riyalee22b February 24, 2019
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Anonymous Account

An account that is used to hide someone's identity, typically to avoid drama. Not to be confused with a Burner Account which is used to start drama.

This is also used for vigilantism that most pedophiles, zoophiles and common criminals should be a ware of but It is also used by their targets to avoid being exposed.
Guy 1: Hey, have you used a Burner Account?
Guy 2: No. That account is used to start drama, I have an Anonymous Account just to hunt Pedophiles.
G1: Nice, how many Pedos you exposed?
G2: about 3.
by Ronald Lee February 02, 2022
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