noble academy

A high school in Chicago that belongs to the noble network of charter schools. This school like the other schools in the network are supposed to be college prep schools but instead focus more on discipline by having harsh and petty rules. If these rules are broken it will earn you a three hour detention after school on Friday. Every friday is supposed to be a half day but if you get a detention they waste 3 hours of your life by making you sit in a chair and copy shit down from a packet using only your lap. There is also LaSalle which is what you get if you don't do/finish your homework. You have to stay an hour and a half after school if you get one. You can also get one for leaving homework in your small ass locker or also for whatever the fuck the teacher feels like giving it to you for. Don't come to the noble academy or any other noble schools. If you think you can handle the rules, you can't. This school will ruin your life.

Fuck noble
I hate noble
Noble academy- A shitty school that is made to feel like prison

by Armor Sucks March 8, 2017

banff academy

Banff academy is in a shit hole called the north east of Scotland, this place usual gets the attention of parents with no love for their kids who will send them there just for the social status, and if that wasn't enough this place is populated by teachers who will literally single out boys out, girls are able to do everything, sit on tables, scream, stuff shit in to their bras, the second any male decides to breath they get an exclusion warning, a group of people in the school referred to as the "junkies" go behind a sports centre and smoke until they go into the fucking hospital and they get diagnosed with lung cancer, now you may ask "Why not the tell the principle!" people did and they still sit their on their asses vaping and smoking only now getting kicked out. The school is filled with libtards and socialists, and children who their parents say their gay, although you can obviously tell their just doing for the sake of being gay, and guess what if try to skip a day have fun staying in your house for the rest of the day as they get the town to report sightings of you outside.

Josh: Holy shit, that guy is a worthless piece of shit junkie?

Toby: yea, he must of dropped out of banff academy

by some random polish guy February 26, 2019

Missouri Scholars Academy

A place to take risks and change your life

Missouri Scholars Academy changed my life!

by Turdz69 July 28, 2011

Mossbourne Community academy

A horrible school. I feel like the rules stop us from being ourselves. I feel restricted. The teachers are so hypocritical and the school is legit shaped like a prison . My friends make mossbourne a better place for me. A student once got kicked out when the teacher was the one pressing her. A great example of unjust.

Eg. We were told that mossbourne used to be one of the worst schools in Hackney.
Hon used to.
E.g. Mr. AUSTIN : I will fall on you like a ton of bricks
This is Mossbourne Community Academy

by Mr.Justice June 22, 2019

George salter academy

Actual hellhole. Yet it's still fucking freezing, even the devil would live in his own home (more than i can say for some teachers). Corridors smell like shit, just like the grades. Food looks like dead mangled cats and infected with stds. Ratty year 7s everywhere. Girls toilets look like there's been a murder in there. Don't even get me started on the boys, shit spray everywhere. Practically smell the bullshit flying around.

"have you heard of George salter academy?"

"I barely escaped"

by thotticuss December 18, 2019

King Harold Academy

King Harold Academy is a place full of druggies, sluts, chavs and poor kids everywhere you look.

Man, King Harold Academy is terrible, I hate that place.

by Memeulous is 4'5 January 29, 2019

St. Agnes Academy

An all girls catholic school located on Bellaire Blvd. between Houston's chinatown and ghetto sharpstown. Their academics are a lot harder than its brother school next door. They're obsessed with their head of school and their claim to fame is that girl from Gilmore Girls who went there. If you go to Duchesne, you're basically irrelevant to them, and if you go to IWA, essentially nonexistent. Sorry you didn't get in :) Half of them are super libs and the other half are super conservative, there's not really much in between. They wouldn't be caught dead wearing sperries anymore, they all just wear tennis shoes. Every girl dresses and poses the same way on social media. If you don't have lots of friends on like every social media platform, you're irrelevant. They're obsessed with snapchat, but all they do is send blank selfies. They have a meme page. And a superiority complex. If they're not fish, most of them hate Strake and like all of them hate St. Thomas. A lot of them are misandrists. They love their neon dance. They'll snitch on you to your dean no matter what school you go to. They're the meanest and worst drivers on the face of this earth. You can't forget about the anime girls and lesbians, but they're all chill with each other. They live for talking shit tho #tea. All of them want to go to UT, but hardly any of them get in, so they end up at A&M or LSU. You'll see most of them in the bitchy southern sororities when they go to college.

St. Agnes Academy girl 1: omg a strake boy def wrote the last definition
Stag girl 2: omg sis tru #tea #gotigers

by mintpod March 23, 2019