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Adult Child Support

When you're young, naive and marry someone who turns out to be a leech. So Mr./Mrs. Leech has gotten all comfy sucking on your teat, and even though you have finally come to your senses and are divorcing them, they now feel entitled to being taken care of by you. Go figure. Here's where you get to pay for your naivety, literally. Different from actual child support where you are taking care of a child with Adult child support, you guessed it, you get to continue to financially support adult Mr./Mrs. Leech. Since said Leech has no pride they will happily continue sucking your teat for as long as they are able. After all why should they be responsible for themselves, when you can be. Since most are deficient mentally you'd think you'd be able to get some sort of assistance from the state, maybe in the form of a disabled placard. You're being drained by Mr./Mrs. Leech, so the very least the state could do is let you park closer to the bank you have to go to monthly to keep Mr./Mrs. Leech attached to your teat. Alas as per usual you get nothing from being attached to Mr./Mrs. Leech. So you park in the furthest spot from the bank entrance. Get out of your car dragging the dead weight of said leech along, they're attached to your teat... remember, you go in and withdrawal the financial support they are entitled to for latching onto you so many years ago. This continues until, you die, they die or they find another teat that's bigger than yours and get them to put a ring on it.
I pay adult child support to an incapable teat sucking leech.
by DoingTheLordsWork February 11, 2023
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adult film

Adults 18+ performing in sexual content kind of like porn.
Sam: hey guys last night i was watching Adult Films last night.

Danny: Haha did you have a good time watching it.

Sam: Yup
by LashyLash29 April 16, 2014
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Adult Onset Diabetes

More correctly, Type 2 Diabetes. It is a form of Diabetes caused by complex interactions between carbohydrate consumption, insulin resistance, and obesity.
The United States has an epidemic of obesity and Adult Onset Diabetes due to the effects of eating according to the Food Guide Pyramid and % Daily recommended allowance.
by Downstrike June 26, 2004
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Adult youthism

When an adult's interests, behaviours and manner of expression (i.e. personal traits) are not so much different compared to their adolescence.

Adult youthism should not be confused with simply acting immature or childish. Rather, it is mostly referring to the positive and idiosyncratic aspects of adolescence. It is denoting the ways in which adults challenge (largely unwittingly) typical stereotypes associated with being an adult. For example, a middle-aged adult who still likes to build and collect LEGO sets or is still a fan of kids shows (e.g. spongebob) can be described as adult youthism. Personality-wise, adult youthism can be attributed to an adult who likes to acts silly in naïves way or is always playful and cheerful.

Adult youthism is something people often lack of. Sometimes the reality and burdens of adult life can make you forget the joy and freedom of being a kid, and the appreciation of the simple things in life.
My friend: So how are things with Claire going?

Me: Oh it's going great. There's something about her that I find very intriguing. She's soooo innocent, and I mean that in a wholesome way! She's never negative about things, only positive. And she's a very open-minded person as well. She also apparently confessed that she still watches Spongebob which is awesome because I low-key still like that show too. Generally she's just such a joyful and wholesome person to be around, she's like the epitome of Adult youthism.
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adult female parental unit

1.) adult female parental unit i would like a cookie.
2.) no adult female parental unit i won't clean my room.
3.) adult female parental unit I have combusted the place of ill.
by NOPEITYFUCKNO October 2, 2021
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Adult breastfeeding

Guys get horny very easily but what really gets them in the mood is a large juicy pair of tits .
Having some nice bozonkas equal no v-card for sure
Men also love having stuff in their mouth so according to my calculations there is no stopping them from sucking on them melons the second they get to second base (sometimes without) .
Adult breastfeeding is simply holding a bare breast squeezing it to make it compact and putting it in mouth. Sometimes it is only sucking on the water balloons aka boobs because they have nipple fetishes and will get mad if they can’t get your nipples to be hard nipples. This can be done with milk if the woman Is with child or dry. This is their favourite type of foreplay in the second base and will get them hard ass fuck (which is what they want to do it’s you). Many women hate this but some will get such a wet pussy they leak . Be careful because many men will chew an ripoff your nipples
Big alpha male pov :
Chad- dude I totally hit it of with Stacy last night
Bogo-what happens

Chad -I got breastfed my her and her huge knokers
Boho-omg

Chad-yeah I stared off by honking her until she moaned then I sucked on her bosom

Bogo-was it big
Chad-38c
Bogo ———-
Chad-her nipples where still soft so u chewed on them and scared her
Bogo-haha Bogo like big boob
Chad-And then I tried to fit her hole tata in my mouth

Normal female pov :

Stacy:Omg chad kept on calling me mommy and had me adult breastfeeding him
Lara:Eew
Stacy:I know right he kept on squeezing me and screamed honka honka
Lara:omg
Stacy:he screamed get hard as he chewed on my nipples and then he tried to fit the hole tit in his mouth
Lara:and you just let him
Stacy :I tried to push him away when I accidentally touched it penis that was standing up straight and was hard as a rock wen he said "don’t get to exited I will show you my big juicy chick attracting cock tonight in bed “ and he played so hard I kept on screaming and he said "uuuih mmmmnnn oooooh god man harder for me moooaaan mooooan oooh uh mmmn”
Lara: eew
Stacy: yeah I’m tacking up jake from enhypen next
by Koooook July 27, 2023
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Adult Child

An Adult Child is someone who goes their own way. They're not against society, being married with children nor having a full time job, but for some mysterious reason unknown to mankind they are a natural happenstance. They just happen. Happy little big people just golly walking about.
An Adult Child is someone unknown to mankind. The little person asks the big person"what are you gonna get up to today Billy" ? "ah I'll probably just go golly walkin about town and try save my mind" Like Billy, they are extremely sensitive beings and only wishes well for their mind and at the same time for the world. They don't tend to forget about the unimportant important things in life and also not themselves therefore anybody else. It's merely to a point of no return, when in not just some but in all cases they do return but then it's as if there's this other big little them wanting to take over their stuff and not wanting them to play as children but wants them to play as these little big grown-ups. These little big themes however isn't them and for the most part they just confuse people like Billy, who just wanted to play in the Sun, under the Stars and the Moon just as children would play but alas they're apparently adults now.
by Chutnell January 31, 2019
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