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Samuel

Samuel is a kind hearted, loving, caring boyfriend, that has a monster cock. When I say Monster I really mean it, like Sam's cock is so long and girthy that he has to slide it down one trouser leg and not to mention the sheer velocity of his ballsack. You can see the tension in them, as if they're ready to explode and ejaculate all over every part of the universe and beyond.
by Ray pist moe lester August 2, 2022
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Samuel

Samuel, big cock, never disappoints in the bed, very cute, looks like he came from heaven because his butt is so big 👄
Person: OMG is that Samuel he is soo hot 🥵.
by GonzoCurseYT June 19, 2022
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Samuel

Samuel is a one of a kind person, is very witty, usually thinks that they have a great sense of humor... but dosent. They're not funny when they're trying, but when they're just being themselves they are hilarious!

Samuel is very smart, and earlier in their lives, sort of a suck up. Samuel is great and making friends with both genders, and knows how to make and keep a good friend.

Samuel's are usually big fans of the internet, has social media, plays video games, and is sort of a nerd. Samuel's can be annoying sometimes, but only if you did something first.

Samuel's are usually scared of being in trouble, but will push the line as far as they can without getting in trouble. Samuel's will joke about a lot, but if it's serious you'll get to meet the Samuel that helps, and cares, and stresses out.
Guy 1: woah is that Samuel?
Guy 2: yeah are you going to his Marvel Movie Marathon next week?
Guy 1: heck yeah! I wouldn't miss out on a party at Samuel's place any day!
by Turdel Guy September 9, 2021
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Samuel

A Hebrew word meaning 'name of God' or 'God has heard,' Shmuel is equivalent to the English name Samuel. Shmuel appears in the Bible as the last of the Judges before the kingdom of Israel was founded. Samuel is the most low-key dude you will ever meet. He is hilarious, He's just built different, He is a MAN. He will always be there for you no matter what. He will never back down from a challenge, he will knock people out with one punch.

Samuel is the most amazing guy you will meet, he will always make you feel better when you are sad or mad, He does not want to lose any friends especially if they are really close to him. Samuel is great to confide in and will never give you bad advice. They usually come from a great family who is non-judgmental and have good morals for themselves and their children. They trust who their kids befriend and will always be there to help in any situation.

if you are dating him he will most likely call you a cute nickname that will make you smile every time. He is an excellent kisser and great at being spontaneous and loves to leave those lovely marks on your neck to help you remember how it got there. He loves to experiment as always ask first before he makes a move. His goal is to show that he loves you and wants to make you really understand it. He is a sweet lover and not just a horn dog. You'll come to realize that you'll fall in love with the little things Samuel has to offer.
by OSAT July 14, 2021
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Samuel

a boy that is so fucking adorable and gives off golden retriever energy. samuel's got red hair and the best smile in the whole world (like genuinely) he has the best laugh, and the most perfected personality that can always make you smile.
"that guy has a really cute smile and a great personality"
"yeah hes probably named samuel."
by monsterenergycan December 22, 2022
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Samuel

Samuel is a leek of leekness
by Bayda February 24, 2017
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Samuel

A local carpetcleaner you can even call in the middle of the night and he will still come and clean your car with a carpet.
Oops I lost my uncle I guess I have to call a Samuel
by cryptic95 March 8, 2022
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