Duck

Ducks are an annoying kind of species that steal your food and never shut up.

Theu swim in water and are very loud.

You were sitting at the pond enjoying ypur food while staring at the glowing sun, suddenly you hear a very loud sound
"QUACK!!" the duck screamed as it splashed through the water. You realized it was coming after you, The duck opend its mouth and grabbed you from the hair and slammed you into the water.It quickly and sneakily went for the food in your hand, "QuaCK!" it screamed in victrory and evilness, laughing at you as it swam off into the sun. You were shocked as you were coverd in water and had no food!.

by islayeddd February 7, 2022

Ducks

Ducks are the meaning of life, and the best thing that ever happened to this earth.

I went to church today I worshipped Ducks

by DucksWillRule October 26, 2020

The duck

While having sex if the women does not cooperate then you drag her into the middle of a creek and throw a rock at her head. Once it hits her you yell duck to warn her it’s about to hit her

“Hey Marrisa, duck”
The duck includes a rock and sex

by Da duckus December 21, 2020

duck

the word “fuck”, but autocorrect struck again and made you look like a ducking retard

(in iMessage)
Guy 1: The Patriots are down 2 scores
Guy 2: Duck

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

Duck

a bird that flow on water or secretly say Fuck

that duck is on the water
Duck you

by Bob the explorer who married D January 31, 2021

Duck

1. An animal that can fly and swims in ponds.

2. When you go down onto your knees to avoid something.

1. We saw ducks at the pond.

2. I had to duck when he threw the baseball straight at me.

by Crazy_Girl123 May 1, 2020

duck

well…
a duck!
you know, the ones that go “quack, quack”

Someone: I saw a duck yesterday.
Someone 2: Lucky!

by lavenderschmavender September 11, 2022