deuce

A large human weighing in the area of 200 pounds who is definatly obese. When one sees a deuce they immediately throw up 2 fingers to commemorate the overly fat person.

"Hey Hey, to the left, definatly a deuce."

by deuceswild May 04, 2006

Deuce

A rebound that helps you get over your #1 love.

Joe dumped you? You gotta get a Deuce.

by Mondiggy July 06, 2005

deuce

A two dollar canadian coin. So cool that it is hardly ever heard.

"Could i get a loony and four quarters for this deuce?"

by C. Prettiebottom November 12, 2006

deuce

Means lame; opposite of 'ace' meaning cool. Used in Cariboo Region of British Columbia, Canada all through elementary and junior high school in the 70's.

Whoa! You got jumped for your lunch money by that grade eight fucker? That's deuce, man.

by moneyjane March 16, 2005

deuces

A phrase and hand gesture often used by Auckland University students as a way to say the number 2 or to say goodbye

Jarrid: later (chuckin up deuces)

Louis: (chuckin up a deuce)

Jarrid: how many girls did you get with last night

Louis: deuces.

by jaz23 March 05, 2011

Deuce

a woman weighing in excess of 200 pounds but under 300 pounds - see trezor. commonly followed with a multiple of 10 to give a more precise approximation of weight.

She's gotta be at least a deuce, maybe even a deuce-forty shorty.

by Spencer Chan May 09, 2008

deuce

a two seater car

used back in the olden days

blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce another runner in the night.-manfred mann

by janza face June 26, 2007