my mouse

an annoying, sassy and effective response to anything anyone says to you- note that it should be said as often as possible.

Teacher: Maverick Redman could you please tell the class your answer for question 2?
Student( Maverick): my mouse

Friend: what time are you getting there tonight?
Maverick: my mouse

by DutchPancakes March 16, 2016

computer mouse

A clicky thing where you do lots of clicking. Usually not used for a computer, but to play with.

I have clicked this Computer Mouse so many times.
That is great. It really is a clicky thing where you do lots of clicking.
Yes.

by DemogorgonSlayer October 13, 2020

Mouse Beat

The instrumental and/or electronic accompaniment to a hip hop track, which has been produced on any number of step sequencing programs (usually Fl Studio or Fruityloops) without the assistance of a MIDI keyboard or any other kind of external hardware... other than the mouse.

Nigga Do You
Cause I'ma Do Me
Buckin Hard To The Ceilin Off Dis Mouse Beat

by GannonCannon August 11, 2008

Piss on mouse

Another way to say "for sure". Comes from the lack of effort it takes to literally urinate on a rodent.

"Hey Sal, you going to the party tonight?"
"Ya man, piss on mouse"

by promethadeine February 29, 2020

Cancer mouse

usually Chinese usually retarded can be found in the depths of discord fail-trolling in broken english

oh look its cancer mouse

by puritard November 05, 2018

Mouse Dragger

The modern equivalent of pencil pusher

Mouse draggers can usually be found in cubicles or classrooms

by nosleeves February 01, 2010

Rats Mouse

Similar to “the bee’s knee’s” but instead of being a good thing, it’s the complete opposite.

“Taking it up my ass was such a Rats Mouse! Now I have hemorrhoids...”

by Darktiger128 October 13, 2019