Logan

An extremely hot motherfucker (he for sure fucked your mother) he has limitless knowledge, and will steal any girl you even think of EVER. He is good at kissing and is honestly a very nice guy if you get to know him.
-Eats children and devours universes on occasion.
-20inch love sausage.
-Sex god
-Disposes of any evidence his victims leave behind.

-Super great around kids!

Logan: “Am I logan?”

Michael: “yes.”

by IsleptWithYourMotherIn2005 June 28, 2022

logan

likes giabella eats small children likes fortnight kisses photo of giabella his crush he has two crushes the other one is fatima

logan

by anonymous June 17, 2021

Logan

He has the biggest shlong and will rule the world with his orphan slaves. Logan will want you to do things that are no big deal like to kill other orphans that oppress him. he will conquer everyone who stands in his way.

Guy: have you heard of our ruler Logan

Guy 2: yeah i have and he has the biggest shlong

by Limp Rick November 1, 2022

Logan

Logan is the most definitely perfect person you'll ever meet, he maybe a busy guy but that's not the problem. He'll always care for you and he'll always be by your side, other that those two; he's probably shy, quiet on the outside but deep inside, he's energetic, funny and full of personality. He's the type of guy who'd make you laugh until your stomach hurts. No matter what you do, never let him go. Even if you and him aren't doing well, please try your best to save the relationship :)

He's also the type of guy who would always make you smile whenever you get a text from him <3

Person 1: Awh look at those two! They're such a cute couple. What's the guy's name?

Person 2 : it's Logan.

Person 3 : I wish I had a "Logan", it'd be a dream come true!

by Lii ♡ October 5, 2021

Logan

He kool boi, sometimes he watches Krusty's Komedy Klassics.

Logan-Loagn

by boomba doomba November 5, 2021

Logan

An individual who does not like it when somebody sends lobster videos to the group chat.

-Did you see that funny lobster video that somebody sent?
-Ya, I bet Logan disliked it.

by Rilesman420 October 2, 2022

Logan

A stupid ass nigga who sucks dick for money and is retarded as fuck usually wears glasses plays video games nonstop and smells like fucking ass due to there lack of showers

Mom: Logan it’s time for your show.
Logan: But I took one last year

by Hgdfgg December 23, 2021