Dylan

A goofy nut job who has no idea when to stop being annoying, but even though he's annoying he still has some self control. He can become sad for no reason at some times, knows when to put his foot down and keeps you entertained pretty much 24/7.

Person 1: You see how annoying Dylan was the other day
Person 2: Yeah but you gotta admit hes pretty funny and entertaining
Person 1: yeah you're right!

by Bigbitchbarry March 5, 2022

Dylan

Dylan is that one guy with all the ass, this mf built like a dump truck.

Anthony: “Bro, have you seen Dylan’s ass?”
Dev: “Yeah bro, he puts all my hoes to shame”

by realJustCuz December 6, 2020

Dylan

It can be anything.

"Dylan is the man"
"This looks like a Dylan
"This Dylan is great!"

by Bee wit 8 e's July 10, 2009

Dylan

An ordinary guy when you first meet him, but females will love him for his good looks, personality, and his huge penis.

-bro, lets be like Dylan, that dude's a chick magnet.
-I don't know how he pulls it off.

by Dylan Norman Maxedon December 7, 2017

Dylan

An oversized piece of white shit that fucks club sandwichs right in the ass.

Dylan fucked a club sandwich.

by Skoo bop February 12, 2018

dylanator

to have intercourse in a girls (or a guy's) ear.

Dylan: if bonin' a girl in the nose would be called nasal, what would boning a girl in the ear be called?

Alex: The DYLANATOR

by D-swance July 27, 2006

Dylan

A liitle girl with a small wang.

dang dylan your wang is small

by IndianManWithATan November 19, 2019