Drop a conundrum

Slang for relieving your bowels of a large poo. Used in an environment where saying i gotta crap would be inappropriate.

Tom-"Man be right back"
Matt-"Where are you going?"
Tom-"Just gonna drop a conundrum"

by The spellmaster October 29, 2010

Drop a Rock

To take a shit. Generally, the hard, crusty variety.

I need more fiber. I just left the shitter where I dropped a rock.

I’ll be back. Gotta run drop a rock.

My arse is sore AF! I dropped a rock.

by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2018

Drop a frog

To flatulate or burp, sounds like the croak of a frog.

Did you hear Nichole drop a frog in the middle of her science presentation?

by DeadHooker December 9, 2008

Drop a Nessie in the Loch

A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.

Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!

I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!

Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.

by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010

drop a nut

Another name for a hernia, specifically a scrotal hernia. Exaggerating that an extreme hernia would blow out your scrotum and make your testicle fall to the ground.

"If you pick up that anvil, you're gonna drop a nut"
"I dropped a nut carrying that sofa"

by Biohazed June 8, 2005

drop a ron

to take a ronnie.

i gotta go drop a ron, be back in a minute.

by max sven III September 11, 2006

drop a guppy

When you take a dump and its a little turd that spins around in the water like a little fish.

You should drop a guppy and set it free in the crapper.

by Real1winner September 17, 2010