COVID-gut

An increase in fat tissue deposited in the midsection of the body around the abdominal region resulting from lifestyle changes and limited physical activity due to COVID-19 restrictions; contributing factors include limited social interactions, less or restricted physical activity, unemployment, excessive consumption of baked goods, binging on Netflix, snacking, day drinking, or lack of motivation to do anything productive.

Tim: Bruh, I need to do something about this COVID-gut, I can't even fit my clothes anymore.

Nathan: Well, get yo ass off the couch and run or something.

by Case580 July 27, 2020

Fuck Covid!

The content of a popular bumper sticker during Covid-19 Pandemic times.

I’ve already made many millions from my bumper sticker, available in 20 languages so far, which simply declares, “Fuck Covid!”

by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021

thanks covid

A sarcastic, empty fuck you to changes caused by the COVID-19 pandemic.

I was planning on going to Europe for Christmas, but now I can’t leave the country, Thanks COVID.

by SugarShane2787 October 15, 2020

Covid Poisoning

A state of complete and total information overload about the subject of Covid-19 to the point of feeling as though you are so ill that you are nearly dead and can’t process any more information about it.

I was at work the other day when I realized I must have Covid Poisoning; I couldn’t hear my colleague at all as he stood and spoke with all of us about his family and the Pandemic, it was like the sound was turned off as his mouth kept moving.

by Dr Bunnygirl May 2, 2021

covid denier

A person who covers-up or denies the existence of the ongoing coronavirus

bob: we must stop the spread of the coronavirus.

covid denier: there is no coronavirus it's just a flew!

by Anonymous Robloxian December 3, 2020

COVID cavities

The COVID-related blowback of mass stress-related overconsumption of sugar and not having regular dental checkups.

Damn this pandemic, COVID cavities are gutting my children’s once flawless smiles!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 3, 2020

Covid Hippie

A non-political stance initially resulting from COVID-19 shutdowns. Many people have gone long enough without a haircut to have eclipsed the "awkward stage" completely. A Covid Hippie is virtually identical to the original hippies except that they are simply a victim of circumstances.

Hey Jim, is that guy a hippie or just another slacker Covid Hippie?
To which Jim replied, "I don't think he's a real hippie. He looks baked, but no tie dye yet wearing a mask. Tough call, but I'm pretty sure he's just another Covid Hippie."

by Ducks in formation June 22, 2020