Brandon

Has a big dick

Brandon has a big dick

by Bruhdon February 28, 2020

Brandon

A simp, but the good kind of simp.

Brandon is the good kind of simp.

by SimpingFool March 24, 2020

Brandon

The beefiest guy you have ever met. This man has the biggest muscles and thickest calves you have ever seen. He can lift 50 fucking tons with his bare hands but a basic paper cut and they'll be bleeding out on the floor.

Aye, you see that fucking Brandon over there
Yeah, I just wanna go touch those calves

by whatyatalkingabeet October 21, 2019

Brandon

The Kindest person one will ever meet. He usually stands below 6 foot but has kindness in his green eyes that make him seem 6'6". He does not shy from a challenge as Brandon's are successful in any venture they dive into. These creatures don't seem human because they work harder than humanly possible. If you meet a Brandon, your eyes will melt with tears as he hacks your rhythmless heart and quickly overrides your emotions ultimately bringing a state of eternal euphoria.

Girl 1: Hehehe I met this BRANDON the other day...
Girl 2: YAAAAAA
Girl 1: I think I'm in love with him!!!
Girl 2: OMFG!!!!!
Girl 3: What's his last name?
Girl 1: It starts with an S or something. But why do you care he's mine?
Girl 2: YA BITCH BACK OFF
Girl 3: okay okay

Girl 1 and Girl 2: HEHEHEHE

(as they run off into the distance thinking about Brandon and leaving Girl 3)

by Ahah Spaha April 16, 2019

Brandon

A person who left someone for 9 years

Brandon is a dumbass

by Brandonjr left by him November 16, 2018

brandon

a half mexican and half american papi, the finest guy walking on earth, has the biggest heart ever, charming, freaky asf and everything a girl can wish for 😩

whos that cute ass guy over there?

it’s brandon!

by suf1 June 27, 2022

Brandon

Why is everybody calling me hot? I’m just pure annoying but I will take a compliment

But sarcasm is pretty funny and along with puns

Whoever said I can be an a-hole golden star to you

brandon is used in a sentence because it’s a name no more explaining needed.

by Somw dude February 22, 2019