blueberry muffin

a blueberry muffin is a diseased vagina.

i had sex last week and now im pretty sick - that girl must've had a blueberry muffin.

by sexytime27 May 26, 2008

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blueberry icecream

a mixture of sperm, sweat, and slime from a bluewaffle, made into lubrication.

after i found out my girlfriend had a bluewaffle, i made some blueberry icecream and saved on the price of lubricant.

hey honey, do we have any blueberry icecream left?

blueberry icecream works so well; i knew a bluewaffle would be good for something.

by wario1317 May 16, 2011

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becoming a blueberry

Cards Against Humanity card that has no meaning

joe- "hey man what does 'becoming a blueberry mean' "

shmoe- "oh that is just some random card with no sexual meaning"

by brookwaters August 15, 2017

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Blueberry Muffins

Part of the BRO CODE

When a bro is intoxicated and chatting-up a girl (one of exceptionally bad quality), it is ANOTHER bros responsibility to warn his bro of the bad decision he is about to make.

In this situation the term "blueberry muffins" is subtly used as code for "Get the fuck out of there! ABORT ABORT!".

Bro sees his bro in trouble and subtly codes to him: "DUDE!! Lets go get some BLUEBERRY MUFFINS!"

by The blueberry muffin man May 01, 2011

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blueberry struedle

while receiving oral sex from a female, the male chokes the female until she turns blue. the male then proceeds to ejaculate on the females blue face leaving a white icing- like drizzle on her face. hence the term blueberry struedle.

I almost had to perform CPR on that chic last night right after I gave her a blueberry struedle!

by unclefester July 28, 2007

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