2:00 am

The time of morning when you are most vulnerable. Feelings are almost always revealed at this time

2:00 am Who do you love?

by tinydancer88888888 March 3, 2011

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths

The first line of the song, "Man's Not Hot" by Big Shaq. It is a perfect opening line and captures the pure randomness of the song.

2 plus 2 is 4 minus 1 that's 3 quick maths. Every day man's on the block. Smoke trees. See your girl in the park. That girl is a uckers. When the ting went quack quack quack, you man were ducking.

by wqufhoefi2cuhjhiveej December 10, 2017

2 Handed Dick Slam

It is as it sounds: a Man (yes, capitalized for this instance as only a true Man can pull off this maneuver) unzips his pants and takes his dick in both hands and slams it down on the table to prove his point. This is only to be used in circumstances where without slamming the cock on the table, the story, argument, etc. would be laughed off otherwise.

At a sales presentation:

"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."

"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)

"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)

Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.

by Hoss42 March 15, 2010

2 weeks to flatten the curve

A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.

"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"

by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021

2 in the pink and 1 in the stink

When a person, inserts 2 fingers into the vagina, and inserts 1 finger into the same womans asshole. Also can be represented as a hand gesture , same as the rock on gesture but with the middle finger up aswell.

Oi man remember that chick i hooked up with at that party..dumb bitch was so drunk i put 2 in the pink and 1 in the stink..haha she loved it

by Adam_16 April 21, 2006

2 inches

Mostly applies to guys named zack that are white and lonely

Look at zacks 2 inches

by Thatmanblacklight October 3, 2018

2 fingers up

hottest mf in the world

“yo did you see how ____ put his 2 fingers up 😍😍😍

by Nfurieje balls March 16, 2022