Guy 1 and Guy 2 in unison: Hi everyone, it’s Guy 1 and 2 and we’re famous on this website because examples are hard
by nlolhere June 25, 2020
When 2 males stand on each side of a girl on her knees while she uses KY Tingling Sensation Lube to masturbate both of them continuously until they start to ejaculate and then they bend back there boners counter side to her ASS cheeks and slap her on the ass with their dicks.
by Nillina and Manlord lol December 06, 2009
An expression of arrogance, meaning "I'm swingin' my dick in your face." It's origin is the code entry that generated a swingin' dick stick figure. In essence, a kind light-hearted way of just tellin' someone to fuck off. Also, a discreet way of doin' the same thing.
by bruthanumba3 April 06, 2008
First two rules of an infamous site on the Internetz. They both mean that you're not allowed to talk about the site. Ironically, rules 1 and 2 have become a defining feature of the site, essentially making them useless whenever cited.
by Abdomumibinima April 20, 2007
1. You do not talk about /b/.
2. You DO NOT talk about /b/.
What everyone forgets is that they only apply when said site raids another site.
2. You DO NOT talk about /b/.
What everyone forgets is that they only apply when said site raids another site.
by Daymoon April 09, 2008
Q: How do I get matches on Tinder?
A: Follow rule 1 and 2.
(other example);
YOU MATCHED WITH KATIE ON 8/12/22;
Chad: Yoor bootyfull
Katie: All these other guys are trying to demonstrate their grasp of written English in their first message to me, but not you. You're different. I like you
Bob: Chad, how the fuck did that pickup line work?
Chad: Rule 1 and 2...
A: Follow rule 1 and 2.
(other example);
YOU MATCHED WITH KATIE ON 8/12/22;
Chad: Yoor bootyfull
Katie: All these other guys are trying to demonstrate their grasp of written English in their first message to me, but not you. You're different. I like you
Bob: Chad, how the fuck did that pickup line work?
Chad: Rule 1 and 2...
by Hans Henrik May 27, 2023
Part of the "rules of the internet", made in early 2006 by someone in the /b/ section of 4chan who fancies the site a secret underground.
Due to the /b/ section being overrun with users from sites such as Gaia Online and MySpace, these rules were accepted, and more people took part in the illusion that 4chan is a SUPAR SECRAT CLOBHAUS. Despite the fact that these two rules state that you shouldn't talk about /b/, some people will cite "RULES 1 AND 2!!" every time 4chan (or even a meme) is mentioned outside of the site.
Thankfully, this vermin of stupidity remains contained in /b/, so people who cite rules 1 and 2 in other boards are bound to get flamed and hopefully banned.
Due to the /b/ section being overrun with users from sites such as Gaia Online and MySpace, these rules were accepted, and more people took part in the illusion that 4chan is a SUPAR SECRAT CLOBHAUS. Despite the fact that these two rules state that you shouldn't talk about /b/, some people will cite "RULES 1 AND 2!!" every time 4chan (or even a meme) is mentioned outside of the site.
Thankfully, this vermin of stupidity remains contained in /b/, so people who cite rules 1 and 2 in other boards are bound to get flamed and hopefully banned.
*4chan Steam group is mentioned in a /v/ thread*
Idiot: RULES 1 AND 2 BITCH
Anonymous: facepalm.jpg
Anonymous: kill yourself
Idiot: RULES 1 AND 2 BITCH
Anonymous: facepalm.jpg
Anonymous: kill yourself
by WHYIAMSOBALD October 15, 2007