unmitigated clusterfuck

A term used to describe an extremely dire situation or where events have not gone the intended way.

"I cant believe it. This orgy is a complete unmitigated clusterfuck!"

by TheMightyFlam August 07, 2015

Mongolian Clusterfuck

A generally futile attempt to solve a problem by throwing more people at it rather than more expertise. Frequently applied to Microsoft's programming techniques.

by Paradoxy42 August 12, 2003

Clusterfuck of Suck

A horrible event or task that was a clusterfuck, and also sucked.

Increases the severity of both the words to describe your hatred, but inputs your ability to be comical through the anger (it does sound funny after all).

Not really applicable to people.

Brian: Oh god driving in the snow is going to be a clusterfuck of suck.

Jeremy: Work was terrible today.
Chris: Why?
Jeremy: Mostly 'cuz it was a clusterfuck of suck.
Chris: haha

by Marshmallowcrew January 20, 2011

fiasco clusterfuck

A description of an event or situation which is characterized by an ridiculously inordinate amount of frenetic activity. Disorganization and chaos to an absurd degree. Often associated with extreme ineptitude/incompetence and or sudden and unexpected failure.

Th way RhombusLyn tried posting in social media turned into quite th Fiasco Clusterfuck.

by PantsPls March 31, 2017

mega clusterfuck

When two or more clusterfucks converge and create one massive cluster fuck.

See also clusterfuck

Shit hit the fan at work and I couldn't leave. Then my wife called and said the kitchen sink broke and she couldn't fix it. So, the longer I stayed at work, the more my house flooded. Ah, man. What a mega clusterfuck!

by Greg W August 08, 2006

Clusterfuck, USA

A fictional town one visits when all hell is breaking loose.

Billy: The holidays are coming up and you know what that means.
Tom: Yep, all that great food....
Billy: Maybe for you, but Ive got a one way ticket to Clusterfuck, USA

by NewEnglandClamChowder December 12, 2009

clusterfuck

a word created by dane cook. meaning extremely fucked up. similar to FUBAR (Fucked Up Beyond All Reason).

Cindy: man our school's really fucked up. everyone does crack
Takashi: i no. its just one big huge clusterfuck

by paulie bleeker June 10, 2008