Vinuvian Method

A method that was created by Vineet from Vinuvia. It is very sophisticated and arcane. Only a few random Indian kids can understand this intricate method . In a few years, it will soon replace deductive reasoning and create world peace.
Dude 1: What is the vinuvian method?

Dude 2: wow, you must not be from Vinuvia.
by yavesh333 August 19, 2011
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the fitsgerald method

Picking a fight with somebody then sending a friend with a knife to get his ass beat while you stay at home smoking meth amphetamine.
I'm too much of a pussy to fight my own battles.. Lets spark up a bowl of shitty meth and use the Fitsgerald Method. Let's send Stephen with a knife..
by Anyonefromlowville December 08, 2015
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the balloon method

the method where when you have sex, you put a blown up balloon between you and your sex mate and hump hard till it pops. a sexy way to create porn.
john and kate humped so hard while using the balloon method that the following morning, pieces of the balloon were everywhere
by secretkeeper1999 February 03, 2011
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method head

Someone who is so addicted to performing the steps of any process so precisely and in the right order that it is likely more unhealthy than methamphetamine itself.
He is such a method head he cant accomplish the simplest of tasks without stressing out everyone involved.
by timeformetoflyeeeeI November 22, 2013
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Bryce Method

The quintessential "cock block". Slipping in and stealing the hot girl away from the guy who brought her to the bar. Common method used in most college towns yet requires a fair amount of skill and grit.
Friend 1. Damn, that chick is hot. Looks like shes with someone tho.
Friend 2. So... just use the Bryce Method
by Johnny Turntable July 01, 2011
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The Goldade Method

Like Onlyfans but in reverse. A situation were you send an innocent girl pictures of your balls every 15 seconds until she pays you $15.99 to stop for a month.
It’s been hard trying to make money with nothing but an ag Ed degree and a creepy mustache so I’ve had to resort to The Goldade Method just to make an income.
by Jermey Sanchez December 17, 2020
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The BENL Method

Having a bent penis and having to rub it against your leg to masturbate
His leg is chaffed , he must be using The BENL Method
by SaltyJoe69 April 17, 2016
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