Tom

Someone who is usually bad at every videogame they play and has a

small penis. They are usually gay/bi whether they admit it or not.

"maybe if Tom just got good we could finish this mission"

by Usernamejb December 2, 2019

Tom

A ray of sunshine on a rainy day, uses his charm and humour to lift your spirits and see perspective.
Intelligent and complicated, and can put his foot in it, tactless at times.

Once trust has been gained, a loyal friend for life, but cross him at your peril. You have been warned.
simply a good person to have around, hopefully always.

(Tom) ( thomas)

by Swalk December 3, 2011

tom

A verb that means to go to the bathroom. This was derived from a fiber supplement commercial in which three men went to the bathroom at the same time everyday (the supplement kept them "regular") and each day called out each others' names.

"I need to tom like a racehorse."

by Qaeto March 17, 2007

Tom

A person who calls out a lot from work.

I don't feel like going to work, so I am going to pull a Tom.

by Matt "Ben" Ryan April 15, 2012

Tomming

When a person punches themselves in the junk repeatedly due to the outcome of a sporting event.

I wonder if Tom can still father children after "tomming" himself all last night because of Cutler's performance.

by snobbig j November 18, 2009

Toms

Nice Butt

Wow, she has a pair of toms!

by axeboy1778 June 9, 2013

Tom

A geography teacher, with the last name holway, is a man that tells students to take their head out their hand and face the front.
Tom also steals students dairy milk £1.50 bar and eats it in the corner while making a weird face.

You eat like a tom

by Alpha Sk December 12, 2018