Fudge Biscuit

The feces that surprisingly pinches out into one's underwear when a fart was expected.

Ed was sitting in the movie theater when he thought he would squeeze one out and blame his friend Frank, but to his surprise a Fudge Biscuit emerged.

by Aeryck November 05, 2004

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fudge

Another word for poop, crap, shit, feces, stool.

Remember the old childs rhyme?
Milk, milk, lemonade, this is where the fudge is made.

As the child points to their nipples, crotch and then butt.

Billy: "Hey where ya going Dick?"
Dick: "I'm gonna make some fudge."
Billy: "Oh, Yum!"
Dick: "Yea, you don't wanna eat my fudge."

by wouldpecker October 07, 2010

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pack fudge

1. To place a fudge confection into a carton
2. To give anal sex

1. Ward, why don't you help the beaver pack his fudge?
2. Carson got his fudge packed so tight he couldn't shit for three days.

by discordian December 23, 2003

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porcelain fudge

Those nasty brown streaks left in the toilette after flushing a large and/or sticky turd. Requires double flushing or the use of perfect timing to wipe the shit up with paper before the water returns. Please wash your hands.

That porcelain fudge is quite chunky.

by Statich3ad February 18, 2006

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