Scissor Dicking

The act of two men banging each other at the same time. Though improbable, two men are so horny that they face each other and attempt to nobly penetrate one another whilst circumventing each other's balls.

I'm so horny right now I have dusty balls . Let's bang each other at the same time.
How do we do that?
Easy bro, we'll just do a little scissor dicking.

by H.C.Sucker May 22, 2016

inner dick cramp

When you pee so quickly that the you get cramp below your dick where two ball connect.

*releasing the gate
*water come out
*faster than you expected
*balls tighten
*inner dick cramp

by mjhn.no.swag May 22, 2016

vacation dick

A Dick that is Abnormally Large, not a dick that a woman can typically handle on a daily basis such as a boyfriend dick.

Becky- That was some great sex last night, i just wish he was a bit smaller. He has Vacation Dick.
Tiffany- Jeremy has boyfriend dick so I am pretty happy about the 6 inches

Becky- He was a solid 10 it was too much but it felt good.

by Jojomojo86 May 18, 2016

Skinny Dicking

To shortchange or rip someone off

I feel like you're skinny dicking on the price of that car, Bub.

by Immortal Decay May 17, 2016

pile of dicks

those who are the insiders of the political system; aka: our piss poor excuse for the leaders of our government.

it might be hard for a woman to go into the profession of pile of dicks. Then again maybe not.

by Phil Ortiz Deez Nertz May 17, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is of large size and would often be prefered over "boyfriend dick"

Person 1: so how'd it go?

Person 2: she said my vacation dick was perfect

by Definedbro May 15, 2016

Dick tunnel

When the dick interns the hurry pussy

can I give you a dick tunnel

by Marioqueshalovedick May 11, 2016