Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy

and I'm his submissible and breedable little rat

Tyrone is my Dommy Mommy

by Puva August 17, 2024

MY HAIR IS ON FIRE

NO JOKE HELP CALL 702-374-2830

joke don't call that

woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
me: oh, go AWAY then
woman: call 702-374-2830 for free pizza
me: oh
me: *get free pizza*
me: yumm
woman: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE

by deezmomiscool January 18, 2022

Let me stop in my tracks

The phrase you say when somebody behind you is doing the fappy face and you are about to "stop in your tracks" and elbow them in the nose.

Bryant's natural reaction to the Fappy Face.

Joe: "Hey Bryant, fresh cakes! Michael is doing the fappy face right behind you!"
Bryant; "Is that right Joseph? Then I guess you should... let me stop in my tracks! *thrusts arm back and hits Michael in the face*
Michael: Not now Bryant...

by De Pompoozle January 6, 2017

Lyn my granddaughter

TRIED GIVING ME MONEY BUT ITS FAKE DONT TRUST LYN UGH SHE SAID SHE WAS GONNA UN GRANDDAUGHTER HERSELF BUT SHE CANT SO HAHAHA AND IM NOT GONNA EAT YOUR NOODLES

Lyn my granddaughter fuck you

by Mitsuba.ghost October 4, 2021

my aul lad

Irish Slang for my Father

I'll go talk to my aul lad to see what the story is

by Aoneill2k22 October 17, 2022

River rapids in my pants

To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.

Let the juices flow

#shabba

Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'

To add extra emphasis, give an example such as

"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"

For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.

by marhav June 15, 2011

hello my name is yahya

someone that has the name yahya is greeting you.

hello my name is yahya dumbass

by xligmez May 14, 2024