never let them know your next move

The most unfunny and unoriginal comment you can ever find on a YouTube
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Unfunny person: "never let them know your next move, purple"

Person with brain: "Stfu"

by CumSockLicker April 6, 2023

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fill in your puss

Also known as a Philanthropist

I'm going too fill in your puss

by Fill in your puss April 6, 2023

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I reject your reality and substitute my own

"I reject your reality and substitute my own" is often said when someone is completely unwilling to accept the truth and instead chooses to create their own version of reality. It's often used in a joking or sarcastic way to poke fun at people who are being stubborn or delusional.

Person 1: Dude, you failed the test. You need to study more next time.
Person 2: I reject your reality and substitute my own. I actually aced the test, but the teacher accidentally marked my answers wrong.
Person 1: Uh, yeah right. Keep telling yourself that.

by Obv troll is obvious April 8, 2023

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You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.

provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!

by anonymous April 8, 2023

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Put your money where your mouth is

To actually do whatever you’re talking about

Person 1: “I could totally shoot scratch on our golf course”
Person 2: “ $100 says you can’t”

Person 1: “Well I don’t wanna….”
Person 2: “Cmon put your money where your mouth is”

by Tate3223 April 10, 2023

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