The Your Mominator

The term used to burn people age 8 through 14

The Your Mominator will do your face

by Cubby Fitsroy June 2, 2008

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Keep Your Jaw On

"Keep your jaw on" is a phrase used when somebody is overwrought, overly shocked, or unnecessarily upset over a trivial matter. The expression was inspired by John Glubb, a WW1 soldier who had his jaw shot off but managed to have it reconstructed using surgery. The point of the phrase was, if even somebody who's reached a situation that low managed to fix their problems, you shouldn't be reacting so badly about a smaller issue.

Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."

PERSON 1: “Oh my God, my life is over! My phone, my beautiful phone - it's been delayed in transit. I literally don't know what to do. What the Hell should I do?”

PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”

by C L G May 1, 2025

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your mum

YOUR BLOODCLUT MUM

I FUCK YOUR MUM BITCH

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Your Autismancy

a play on the words you excellency but for someone with a bit more than a touch of the tism.

"Hey bro I gotta question for ya?"
"What is it now Your Autismancy?"
"Do dolphins have buttholes?"
"That is why we call you Your Autismancy dude."

by Headbutt The Pussy May 23, 2023

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Suck your mum

This is called the last straw phrase. It is not to be used faintly, once you use this phrase understand your may lose your life. It is the equivalent to spitting in a persons face.

Person 1: “Kyle you ain’t on nothing, we took your phone and money and you ain’t done anything”

Kyle: “what are you dumb? Suck your mum”

*FIGHT BREAKS* (You cannot say this phrase without some sort of conflict breaking out.

by TheBritslangTranslator August 19, 2022

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