fuck you on top of your head

One level up from a regular "fuck you". Used by Reese Witherspoon in, HBO "Big Little Lies".

Asshole: The play is cancelled.
Person: oh fuck you on top of your head!

by Joe Riverdale February 3, 2018

When you put it that way

When you turn it that way. It looks like an hourglass. When you put it that way 90 degrees clockwise it looks like a figure 8.

When you put it that way I gain a whole new view and perspective and the part of my brain that centers on vision and imagination lights up.

by LetsPlayKeepAway December 18, 2019

You can't blame one without blaming the other

This phrase is used when indicating that both parties are to blame and that it is unfair to blame only one side without the other.

Sidney - He is a terrible person, she should leave him.

Maria - You can't blame one without blaming the other, she's not been the perfect wife.

by NutCracker288 September 16, 2020

did you wash your az today

WASH YOPUR ASS

did you wash your az today

by uwu master 1234567890098765432 November 9, 2023

You

Lonely, Short and Single.

Hahaha your lonely, your so short, AND SINGLE!!

by You are short and single August 28, 2025

Drink till you twink

When you drink so much that you throw up until you’re a twink.

Person 1:I’m on the drink till you twink diet.
Person 2: I’m worried about you.

by Xx_zer0c00l_xX December 11, 2020

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

by ottertots_ November 11, 2020