Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.

by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021

Dick

Mezzbrix

Mezzbrixs loves when his dick goes up when he sees lemonpanda11

by Mezzbrix July 22, 2020

mobile dick

When you are long distanced, and you send your girl a picture of your penis

Girl: Send me a dick pic
Guy: I'll send you that mobile dick

by sTaYd0Wn April 10, 2016

niggers and dicks

when your looking for dicks and you call a dick-sucker a nigger

"jack you suck dick and you are a lazy fat nigger niggers and dicks hehe!!!"

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

Dick O'Toole

1 The title given to a complete dick wad. If someone pisses you off, call them a Dick O'Toole and they will get the message.

2 A word commonly used to offend someone

Bully - "You are fat"
Geek - "Atleast I'm not a Dick O'Toole"
Bully - "You have disgraced me.. WAHH"

by *Dr. Evil*** October 12, 2008

dick blue

when you have nothing to say and ur confused and have a serious fuckin serious brain fart which gives you the cheese touch and gives you cancer

Bob: hey bro, whats 28 + 0 but you add one?
Rob: uh....shmuhhh...uhh, dick blue

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 15, 2021

The Dicked Down Giraffe

The ducked down giraffe is a wild Scottish animal and is not hard to spot. They stand over 7ft tall and normal width. If you want to catch a Dicked Down Giraffe just say something and the nosy bitch will turn round to hear what your saying even is it literally has nothing to do with them.

“Did you see the dicked down giraffe”
“turn around dicked down giraffe I didn’t say your name”

by ThePedoPolice May 5, 2021