Bullet Shit

A shit that comes rocketing out of your ass at mach speed due to the excessive buildup of gas behind it.

I ate too much Taco Bell last night and was rewarded with a Bullet Shit.

by Garfibromyalgia June 26, 2024

Shit

Something that comes outta ya ass

"I gotta take a shit"

"OOOh i gotta take a shit"

by [e-mail] August 20, 2018

Shit for Dick

Used to describe the value of an object in comparison to a cock. Presuming most cocks could not and would not get paid for their services
Equivalent to nothing, zip zero zilch

"I was gonna sell my car but I cant get shit for dick with the check engine light on".

by SlutMonkee June 1, 2024

Shit

Sit on the toilet and then look down. If you're lucky you'll see some brown stuff. That's called shit.

Dude I need to shit really badly.

by Ilikekilling June 3, 2021

Shit

Basically poop or you are in deep shit

'IM IN DEEP SHIT'
'SHIT'
'ARE YOU SHITTING IN THE TOILET!!!!'

by Purpeal September 3, 2020

no horse shit

No Horse Shit is a quote from the movie Big Trouble in Little China. No Horse Shit means no joke, or no messing around.

No Horse Shit Jack?

No Horse Shit Wang.

by Jackburton255 May 21, 2019

holy mommy fucking shit bags

Something to say when ur angry or really mad at someone or something

HOLY MOMMY FUCKING SHIT BAGS THAT HURT!!!

by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 6, 2021