A situation, when you are on the toilet and you accidentally stan up, without wiping out. Then your buttcheeks with the unwiped shit squish together creating a sort of "shit sandwich
-Where's Mark? He can't be pooping so long!
-He texted me. He made a shit sandwich and now need to clean his ass.
-He texted me. He made a shit sandwich and now need to clean his ass.
by bggh_martyka May 22, 2021
Get the shit sandwichmug. One who deliberately provocative message the soul intention of causing maximum disruption and argument
by theguard1345 April 6, 2016
Get the Shit Stainmug. by smilingbananas May 29, 2016
Get the Shit ticketmug. to describe what jamet do, what jamet use, what jamet like
when you get really drunk and start acting goofy, you don’t care what people think about you, you don’t care what’s going on around you, you just… get shitfaced and have fun like fuck jamet
when you get really drunk and start acting goofy, you don’t care what people think about you, you don’t care what’s going on around you, you just… get shitfaced and have fun like fuck jamet
supono: yo, whachu think about this tees?
joko: that’s fuck jamet shit, man
jarwo: my gf just broke up with me, bru
agus: damn. let’s do some fuck jamet shit, bru
joko: that’s fuck jamet shit, man
jarwo: my gf just broke up with me, bru
agus: damn. let’s do some fuck jamet shit, bru
by jommytarvis275 December 25, 2024
Get the fuck jamet shitmug. by Gord0 the Great February 19, 2023
Get the Eat, shit and die.mug. 1.) You run to the toilet, ready to take a wicked fat fucking shit. When you plop your ass onto the toilet you fart the demon right out of your stomach. This fart is always loud as fuck too, probably because of the echo. All of the sudden, you no longer have to drop that log.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
2.) This time, you didn’t just rip major ass. You shit your brains out into the toilet. You wipe your coolio and look down at the paper to assess the damage. When you look down, the fucker is clean. Perhaps the most bewildering yet satisfying experiences ever known to man.
3.) You take a shit, usually comes out in one piece. When you stand up and look down at the bowl, the fucking toilet is empty. This occurs due to the force of your asshole, and the velocity at which the shit flies out of it.
(Runs to the toilet and sits down) (farts) holy tits, I no longer have to shit. must’ve been a ghost shit!!
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
(Takes a shit, wipes, sees it’s empty) what the fuck?? my asshole has never been this clean!? what an amazing feeling! I love ghost shits!
(Takes a shit, looks at the bowl and sees its empty) where in the fuck did that shit go?? was it a ghost shit?? did I even shit?? does this mean I don’t have to wipe??
by Crispy D’Angelo January 30, 2020
Get the Ghost shitmug. eating ass or having anal sex
by shitwings601 April 8, 2019
Get the shit wingsmug.