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YOU are the Rorschach

I'm Hym. I'm not Rorschach. That's like the "I'M PICKLE RIIIIICK!!!!" guys. Nonono.
Hym "What are you even talking about? How are you as an atheist defending Ozymandias' plan when it is LITERALLY Jordan Peterson's 'Unifying Meta-Narrative that is both good for social cohesion and necessary to stave off catastrophe?' IT'S THE SAME THING! The parallel couldn't be any more direct! And it's obviously an analogy for the existence of God. I mean, Alan Moore needs to sue Peterson for copyright infringement... OR Vice-Versa. But YOU are the Rorschach! You spend every day posting videos to your video-diary about how the positives of the proposition that there is an omniscient reality guy who's gunna get ya if you don't play nice are irrelevant to you BECAAAUUUUSE... IT'S NOT TRUE. I mean, is it... Are you on Jordan's side now? The unifying meta-narrative is already done! The plan already worked! We're not blowing up the planet! So, I guess there's no reason for you to give your diary to the world. It's YOU. You're the Rorschach. And he has contempt for anyone who doesn't adhere to his completely self-fabricated moral code. Which is a leftist thing. The only thing he has in common with conservatives is the pedophile murder boner and the only thing he DOESN'T have in common with you is a lack of contempt for women. Which is an interesting thing for you to single out. Because that's literally the only thing you're not allowed to have contempt for. Well, and minorities (up to and including fat-cocks). But that's just a manifestation of you self-fabricated moral code."
by Hym Iam January 24, 2024
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Yous

A plural for "you" or having multiple of "you".
Can yous please stop being late in the mornings.
by Yappa February 21, 2024
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Fank You

A term used by immigrants who speaks such little English they think the term "Thank You" is pronounced with an "F" instead of a "Th".
by JDorritos25 February 21, 2024
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see you in Washington

Corporate lingo to say, “I’m disappearing to an undisclosed location for a holiday, and I’d rather wrestle a bear than deal with work.” It gives the illusion of a business trip, but really, you're vibing somewhere on the beach with a Negroni and work phone turned off.
VP: “Can you put this deck and analysis together for next week?”
You: “Sorry, I’ll be out—see you in Washington.”
Translation: “I’m backpacking in Thailand, good luck surviving without me.”
by corporateweapon69 December 20, 2024
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Wet Thank You

After intercourse with a beautiful woman you cry and say thank you so you ruin any chances with her forever.
"It was fine until he did the wet thank you and ruined the mood. Now she's back to being just my cousin."
by Dr.micuchysharri April 3, 2019
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What you game?

Lit. What is your game? Greeting used by the perverts on pills "crew" to determine what the "game" or "plan" is. Usually muttered under the breath after mass consumption of narcotics before bats begin to appear
"Well boy. What you game?"

"Some dose."

"Bravo tango"
by Speedy Dave March 13, 2004
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Mom's gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.
Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.
by Not_actually_blind December 29, 2023
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