Watch your mouth

be careful about what you say.

"I know you're upset, but please watch your mouth. There are children present."

by Arminkshipper August 5, 2024

“Dipped your doggy in the mayo.”

**Dip your doggy in the mayo** *(idiom)*: A humorous and whimsical way of saying to address or identify the exact issue or problem, similar to the phrase "hitting the nail on the head." Refers to a hotdog being dipped in the condiment. Commonly used by the whitest of white people.

1. When Sarah explained why the project was delayed, she really dipped her doggy in the mayo, highlighting the main issue of the software bug.
2. During the meeting, Tom's comment about the lack of communication dipped the doggy in the mayo, making everyone realize what the real problem was. “Dipped your doggy in the mayo.”

by burdenVS August 5, 2024

Who got your balls in a knot?

When someone is being an ignorant scumbag and is acting like an annoying grump for no apparent reason.

Jake: Hey broskie, wanna head to the fair with me in a bit

Chris: No bro, piss the fuck off!

Jake: Jeez man, Who got your balls in a knot?

by James Mcagee August 6, 2024

Fucked Your Iguana

Committing hateful or shockingly evil acts upon a person's loved one.

You were so despondent we thought someone fucked your iguana.

by Cletus Polk August 10, 2024

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by Idk how to use my Peeyano August 12, 2024

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by Idk how to use my Peeyano August 14, 2024

National Beating your Son Day

National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer

“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)

by Crxfic August 15, 2024