Shitful-sniffle

When you shit so hard you cry

Ricky had a shitful-sniffle in my bathroom

by ShiftyBoob November 8, 2016

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021

shit

the fuckin log that comes out of your ass

person one- i’m shitting

person two- if that’s what you call the damn log that’s coming out of your ass... -_-

by That really annoying red head February 10, 2021

Reese shit

a one of a kind shit after you haven’t gone in a while. old shit that has been in ur bowels will appear much darker while new shit will be lighter as they contrast with each other in one piece, serving as the chocolate and peanut butter seen in a Reese’s respectively

when i finally took a dump after being constipated for 5 days it looked like a reese shit

by myspace2007 May 30, 2022

Dick shit

After anal sex, when you go pee and poo comes out your pecker first.

Dam i just took a dick shit!

by Bruno the bull. July 10, 2018

open that shit up

Open that shit up is usually said at concerts and means make a mosh pit or make the posh pit bigger.

Rapper says to his crowd, “We bout to get lit. Open that shit up!”

by Albertito200 February 18, 2025

The shit that killed elvis

Really dank ass weed

Hey bobby do u want to smoke.i have the shit that killed elvis

by This dick2424 January 7, 2019