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Titty ass hands

A lil bitch; stupid ass bitch who’s hands look like saggy old titties
by TiteA$$hanz March 29, 2025
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Song lyric ass nigga

A person who when in an argument quotes song lyrics to make themselves sound clever.
Ex 1: Will is such a song lyric ass nigga
Ex 2: when Will was arguing with josh he was being a song lyric ass nigga and quoting rap songs.
by ViciousTay February 26, 2018
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If she ever stop fking with that brain surgeon lawyer se fuking with nigaaa
When some one got that old yee yee as haircut. Myabe tanisha will call your dog ass.
by ObamnaSOdaaah May 13, 2023
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Cranking Ass

1. A phrase referring to the act of whipping the fattest of 90's on an opponent.

2. Turn your mouse sensitivity up as high as possible to simulate artificial jiggle physics on a character model.
1. 'I'm so tired...I've been cranking ass on these noobs all night.'

2. 'Alright...my DPI is set to max, let's get to cranking ass'
by Ballistic Chili April 13, 2024
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Ass-meth

The intentional placement of meth into ones ass with the intent to use at a later time; usually while incarcerated. Often dispersed to fellow inmates. Commonly laced with fecal matter.
Can you believe all those inmates shared his ass-meth.
by Eric whitefoot October 3, 2021
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Ass

1. A hybrid species of a plastic but implant and your mom
Ex: look it’s your mom; sorry I meant a ass.

2. Plastic boobs
Ex: look your mom has two BIG ASSES; reminds me of Kylie Jenner.

3. Soggy asses
Ex: look your daddy has a ass(soggy ass).

4. Stop reading this you fat fuck
Ex: mommy stop reading whiny the poo your actions are like a ass
Ass is the license minter that eats a boob every day from big boob missy on tv
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Chair Ass

This is an ass that is caused by years of sitting in a desk and not going to the gym to squat and deadlift. You ass becomes 4 foot wide and only sticks out a few inches. Looks like a pancake and is why people start wearing suspenders to keep their pants up. It's not because the gained a bunch of weight. It's because their is no ass to hold up the pants anymore.
Bob just retired today. Company gave him a gold watch but desk jockeying for 30 years gave him chair ass. I don't think a belt will keep his pants up anymore.
by wpcustoms July 8, 2020
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