Punk ass bitch

Todd allen fisher

Todd is a punk ass bitch

by Ykmzzbnn February 25, 2018

ass hat

someone who has their head up their ass wearing it as a hat.

that ass hat just ate my burger

by crispcracker123 May 7, 2018

iPhone ass

When you're sitting on the toilet too long playing on your phone and your shitty ass dries to an unwipable crust.

What's that smell?

Sorry I got a bad case of iPhone ass after lunch.

by Deep sphincter May 8, 2018

Vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker

A motherfucker who looks like a vegetable. Most common is the shape of a leek or a broccoli.

A: Isn´t that Billy over there?

B: That vegetable lookin´ass motherfucker again?

A: Yes.

by Scharcoon February 27, 2018

ass crockpocket

Ass crockpocket comes from a few words missed together. This new saying comes from a 'crock pot' mixed with a 'pocket'. Crock pot is used to express something that slow cooks and pocket used in this statement as something that holds. When put with ass this saying refers to someone that slowing holds meat in there ass to cook it.

Nice ass crock pocket faggot you gonna cook dinner in that thing

Damn girl! Can you cook my meat in that ass crockpocket for dinner tonight?

Nice dick want me to pop that into my ass crockpocket?

Nice ass crock pocket faggot you gonna cook dinner in that thing

Damn girl! Can you cook my meat in that ass crockpocket for dinner tonight?

Nice dick want me to pop that into my ass crockpocket?

by Ass crockpocket February 28, 2018

ass chapping

the action of chapping another persons ass. Thus making them very annoyed and pissed off

that thicc nibba took my virginity. he gave me a real good ass chapping.

by boomerang man March 1, 2018

Ass for Gas

The act of using sex, either intercourse or fellatio, as a form of payment for getting a ride from someone

Hey Bryan, Tina is wanting a ride home from work, u think i should take her?
As long as she has the Ass for Gas why not, she is kinda cute.

by Partsguru13 March 2, 2018