whats got your ruler in a bend

ruler are supposed to be straight so basically they are calling you fruity.

guy 1: he looks kinda hot

guy 2: oh? whats got your ruler in a bend today?

by Ryukzzzzzz June 28, 2021

Smoking your slime

Killing your homie for any particular reason

Smoking your slime example:

Hood thug 1: I'm going to smoke my slime, he fucked my sister!

Hood thug 2: Put 5 in his skull

by Yaitzjacob15 February 26, 2025

National confess to your crush Day

Everyone has to tell their crush they like them on May 19! If you don't, then you're not in respect of our country. 😒

"dude! did you hear that Alex confessed to Paige's mom he likes her?!"

"well yeah duh, its national confess to your crush day."

by wowzahhhhh May 17, 2025

Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy

yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019

cading your knob

Spending endless hours designing non-matching 3D-printed replacement parts for household items while neglecting your family

looks like shit, tom. i already ordered the replacement. thanks for spending 10 hours cading your knob instead of raising your children

by jadell telly January 25, 2025

With your hair brushed back

Without a care in the world, thinking your slick, thinking you're untouchable, too comfortable

Don't be caught out here slippin' with your hair brushed back.

by TickDiggler December 3, 2020

close your eyes youll be here soon

ichi ni san shi go fun toki doki han tou ne netai dono kono wa do deki nai oya su mi oya su mi oya su mi oyasssuuu oyasumi, oyasumi close your eyes and youll leave this dream oyasumi oyasumi I know that its hard to do
(*epic beat drop*) etc.

(*jumps off hospital*) narrator: close your eyes youll be here soon

by Soulless_pacifist9594 March 1, 2024