Don't SHIT ME

a Wattpad user misspelled 'shoot' and corrected themselves in another comment. it started a chain of 2.5K replies and there number is still rising.

it has started a marriage, then a family but sadly the parents got divorced. a lot has happened.

" SOMEONE SHITT ME"
" SHOOT NOT SHIT. Don't SHIT ME"

by jude_it February 21, 2023

shit.

when shit is not good enough to be said so you add a fucking dot to it

SHIT.

by idontknowstopit September 16, 2018

Shit temple

A public place with the perfect toilet to take a shit in usually the disabled toilets

“I’ve got a turtle head popping out mate !”
“Oh dw there’s a shit temple down the hall”

by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025

Shit stain

Calling someone a shit stain for being an asshole

Man just look at shit stain Shayne over there.

by The atomic cornbread October 14, 2020

Shit a Dick

To be really pissed off or to laugh really hard; can be used for all genders

He shit a dick after his best friend kissed his girl.

She shit a dick when her friend made a joke about the teacher.

by sweato September 3, 2020

SHIT

The Oni Shotgun from Fortnite Battle Royale. Released in Chapter 6 Season 1 on December 6, 2024. which consists of 2 bullets and deals a maximum damage of 95 to the body with the max rarity. With a fire rate of 1.25 and a reload time of 1.98 seconds.

I picked up the shit on my first game. I proceeded to hit the enemy for 23 and 24 in point-blank range and proceeded to spend the next 50 lifetimes reloading the shit in front of my enemy's face. At the same time, I got buttfucked by his pump which is usable, unlike shit.

by dopecooker December 8, 2024

pant shit

when you shit in someones pants and they put them on and it looks like they've shit themselves

"bruh did you just pull a pant shit on kyle"

by killagamer69 June 6, 2021