Shit

A word used as a preference rather than fuck. Also used as another word for poop/fertilizer.

Shit I died in fortnight. Or. I just shit myself fuck.

by Shit I died on a streak 🤣 😭 July 21, 2022

Whale Shit

When you have a very big, diarrhea shit.

R{REDACTEDA}R whale shits on the rest of the stream

by Quick Raptor February 16, 2021

Shit-Toucher

A name given to anyone who you disagree with. If their argument just doesn't make sense, they are a poop toucher. Popularized by the viral youtube hit 'The Bad Touch', a video of a man handling a warm bear shit. No, seriously, check it out- you wouldn't believe. Look for 'the bad touch bear poop'.

Person A: You hide behind your keyboard, oh it's so easy to be a big man over the internet.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.

by derandunimo March 12, 2011

Shit rain

When water falls from the sky just enough to move dirt around but not wash away the dirt.

Did you take your car to a dirt wash?
No, it just shit rain on my car yesterday.

Honey, you should clean the windows outside.
Naw, it's fine. You can barely see the dirt.
Ok, just wait until it shit rains on the windows.

by sdklegend June 6, 2015

No Shit/Dip

No Shit/Dip

A Word Someone Uses to Express Your Feelings Towards An Obvious Thing That Someone says

Example 1: (No Dip)

"Is that me I'm So Cute!" (Posted By Luka)

"Your Fake" (Posted By ruzowa Cloudy)

"No Dip Sherlock 😂" (Posted By •Aijunko•)

(No shit/Dip is By far one of the most Important phrases)

by Kcihc_eno_taht August 13, 2017

upper shit

When it hurts, but it is not your tummy and it is not your immediate shit - it is the upper shit.

Damn, I shouldn't have eaten that burrito, I can feel it in my upper shit. I am going to have a bad time at the toilet soon.

by DongJones November 30, 2015

What. The shit.

An elegant way of expressing you're disbelief.

"Yoooo i asked the Brian's mom out yesterday and she said yes I'm so hyped!"
"What. The shit. YOU ASKED WHO OUT?"

by Alxi. February 13, 2021