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National Fuck Your Homies Day

Person 1:I wanna fuck my homies but idk when:
Person 2: Wait for National Fuck Your Homies day, August 3rd, 2022
by HomieFucker222 August 2, 2022
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Pick your lip up

You best Pick your lip up before i clean ya chin
by jay jumpman 23 April 20, 2024
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bang your horns

Bang your horns means you do you. Go ahead, bang your horns. Do what you want.
Alright Sally fine, go bang your horns.
by Chief2599 March 30, 2020
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Don't bite your dick off

Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.
Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.
by FelineRando June 24, 2024
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Which is why the Palestinians are going to do... What, exactly? You've killed Hamas... And the rest of the Palestinians are supposed to do what? Live in peace with the Jews? You just said that they can't do that. You've murdered their children. And have sniped several of them on several occasions BEFORE Oct 7th... So... What happens after you kill Hamas?
Hym "So... If you can't live in peace with the people who murdered your children... What are the Palestinians supposed to do after you've killed Hamas? Not live in peace with the people who killed their kids, I guess. That can't be done. It's impossible for them to do that. I guess they'll just have to... I don't know... Rape and murder your kids again, except... Like, later. I mean... You have literally left them no other option! The thing that would be convenient for you is theoretically impossible, to you. Or is it that YOU can't love in peace with the people who murdered your kids but the Palestinians CAN do that, or.... Like, what? It's impossible for THE JEWS to live in peace with people who murder their kids but everyone else HAS TO do it... Non-Jews HAVE to live in peace with the people who murdered their kids or the Jews are allowed to murder THIER kids indiscriminately. Ok... That makes sense... That seems fair for everyone!"
by Hym Iam November 20, 2023
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National Ignore Your Partner Day

Ignore your boyfriend/girlfriend all day without consequence
Tom: Hey, how are you?
Alisa: (says nothing)
Tom: Why are you ignoring me?
Alisa: Because it's National Ignore Your Partner Day.
by grayisthegoat June 7, 2024
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