Student: Why I am in prison.
Teachers Pet: You mean Heaven.
Student: Shut up stupid nerd. One Day I will form a union to take over school.
Teachers Pet: You mean Heaven.
Student: Shut up stupid nerd. One Day I will form a union to take over school.
by 1010100101 March 26, 2023
Get the Schoolmug. 
Simply boring, pointless, painful, hard to breathe, and unnecessary Hell hole that we are forced to spend 16 - 18 years at.
The teachers make up bulls**t answers and tell you them when they're clearly made up.
School Routine:
6:35 AM: Get yelled at to wake up by parents
6:45 AM: Take a shower for 10 minutes (sometimes
7:00 AM: Eat breakfast
7:28 AM: Get dressed and brush teeth
7:55 AM: Head out the door to school (prison)
8:30 AM: School (prison) starts
9:00 AM: Go to science class
9:40 AM: Go to history class
10:20 AM: Go to homeroom
11:15 AM: Lunch starts
12:05 PM: Lunch ends
1:10 PM: Do math
2:00 PM: Do independent work
3:15 PM: The school day finally ends
3:30 PM: Come home and eat a snack
3:34 PM: Do homework for 1 hour
4:34 PM: Watch TV or play on the Xbox, or PC
6:20 PM: Waiting for dinner to be cooked
6:30 or 7:00 PM: Eat dinner
7:30 PM: Do homework again
10:00 PM: Go to bed exhausted
The cycle repeats.
The teachers make up bulls**t answers and tell you them when they're clearly made up.
School Routine:
6:35 AM: Get yelled at to wake up by parents
6:45 AM: Take a shower for 10 minutes (sometimes
7:00 AM: Eat breakfast
7:28 AM: Get dressed and brush teeth
7:55 AM: Head out the door to school (prison)
8:30 AM: School (prison) starts
9:00 AM: Go to science class
9:40 AM: Go to history class
10:20 AM: Go to homeroom
11:15 AM: Lunch starts
12:05 PM: Lunch ends
1:10 PM: Do math
2:00 PM: Do independent work
3:15 PM: The school day finally ends
3:30 PM: Come home and eat a snack
3:34 PM: Do homework for 1 hour
4:34 PM: Watch TV or play on the Xbox, or PC
6:20 PM: Waiting for dinner to be cooked
6:30 or 7:00 PM: Eat dinner
7:30 PM: Do homework again
10:00 PM: Go to bed exhausted
The cycle repeats.
Teacher: Hooray! Another fun school day!!!!!!!
Student: How could people like this pointless, useless, boring, hard to breathe Hell?
Student 2: Ikr. Ugh. Get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: ENOUGH TALKING!!!!!
Student: You're tal-
Teacher: SHUT UP, YOU GET 3 HOURS OF DETENTION!!!
Student whispers to self: Man she is a bitch.
Student: How could people like this pointless, useless, boring, hard to breathe Hell?
Student 2: Ikr. Ugh. Get me out of here!!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher: ENOUGH TALKING!!!!!
Student: You're tal-
Teacher: SHUT UP, YOU GET 3 HOURS OF DETENTION!!!
Student whispers to self: Man she is a bitch.
by JasonTheAviator April 3, 2020
Get the Schoolmug. by ShadowTiger'87 April 17, 2018
Get the Middle Schoolmug. 
The definition of insanity, is, doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again, expecting shit to change. That. Is. Crazy.
by Drakenpage January 23, 2023
Get the School systemmug. school is very bad no one likes it except for people that either have no friends or dont have a tv at home every subject other than PE and technology/woodtech is pretty poop but school is also good to see your friends but thats about it if your reading this i hope you get unbored and go talk to someone that makes you feel happy :) goodbye now as i am running out of things to say.
by leos cool (im mature trust me) March 22, 2022
Get the schoolmug.