My dick

My dick is a huuuge dick

My dick. A great story

Person1: Hello how are you?
Person 2: I got a big dick...
Person 1: Can you marry me?

by Bøøna October 29, 2019

Dick

Ur a dick if u searched it

U r a bitch dick

by Jacob loves me 123 April 16, 2017

dick spaghetti

i love you darcy❤️😘

darcy lives dick spaghetti

by bsndjdnsjdnsnsjfndksksjsnxndkl June 29, 2020

Ape dick

A yb who can’t hadle smoking and they lose it in the head and enter ape mode aka sicko mode

When I was smoking the one day wit my bro I saw him going insane and saw him go ape dick

by Crack and meth January 11, 2019

Dick-bib

Dick-Bib
A device made of rubber or cloth used to absorb dick-tears caused through non sexual excitement.

"Oh good lord above, someone get me my dick-bib, these phillyhoma philly queso chilli fries are causing my dick tears of joy"

by ChlorineChat January 20, 2021

borderline dick syndrome

borderline dick syndrome is when a guy drives you dick crazy. and all he does is ask for nudes

girl #1: omg brady keeps asking me for nudes
girl #2: omg he's giving you borderline dick syndrome stop texing him
girl #1: I can't he's just so cute😍

by dildochick2054 September 2, 2019

dick move

A perfect example of someone doing a dick move is regifting a lame item from Walmart or talking around a sensitive subject to avoid being held accountable (i.e. Sean wants to be down with the homies but is never successful because he makes dick moves all the time)

Homeless Stephen was asking for food that I provided and found at the crosswalk the next day without the unused airport candy. It was a total dick move!

by I dunno?! It’s not me! September 8, 2019